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Trolls that are like, "I'm anti-left and anti-right, pro-critical thinking, I hate Trump blah blah blah" and then just, like, regurgitate every racist and sexist talking point.

"Ohhhh I just don't think it's fair to knock over these Confederate statues...how dare you call me racist! I'm pro-critical thinking and I have considered this from every possible angle!"

Pokemon go, eye contact 

I caught my first shiny but it's stats are the most useless piece of shit

i dont plan to change anything but you all need to start respecting me more

Hot take: LCD Soundsystem is for millenials who felt washed up at 22, and talk too much about craft breweries

@Deiru@gensokyo.social Can we talk about the texture the artists decided the give the cartoon bear's belly fur

Criticizing me in any way causes me to perform emotional labor without my consent

So next time I have a "bad take" or am being an "asshole"

cash.app/$laser5000

I forget what I was supposed to be doing. I got too distracted by these awesome cyborg anthros.

To make people take security seriously, we need to make hackers look like the Foot Clan and various other villains from Ninja Turtles.

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Cobalt Spider 1) isn't even cobalt 2) should be a picture of Vriska?

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Helix Kitten
Venomous Bear
Cobalt Spider

They even illustrate them with fursonas based on the names. This is wild.

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Crowdstrike sure likes giving hacking groups cool Metal Gear Solid names.

The other thing is, Mimikatz was originally just a practice project for a dude to learn C.

I tried learning C once. I printed out "Hello world" and I was done. I was over it.

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You think hacker tools are super secret James Bond bullshit, but then you find out you can find stuff like Mimikatz on Github? It's open source? Just download and run?

This happens a lot and it sucks. Don't trust people who tell you to get arrested for optics.

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