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@melissasage As the good lord intended! None of this red nonsense.

@melissasage I was immediately delighted by the Scyther, because it's a fave of mine, but then I noticed it's still green. Why is the Shiny form so close to the regular one?

Shiny sloth boy would be pretty amusing to put in gyms once it evolves.

@melissasage We should! What you got? Rattatas? Poochyenas?

"I hate Trump but I repeat every ridiculous thing his professed supporters believe, as if they are considered and thoughtful opinions. How do you do, fellow kids?"

Trolls that are like, "I'm anti-left and anti-right, pro-critical thinking, I hate Trump blah blah blah" and then just, like, regurgitate every racist and sexist talking point.

"Ohhhh I just don't think it's fair to knock over these Confederate statues...how dare you call me racist! I'm pro-critical thinking and I have considered this from every possible angle!"

I caught my first shiny but it's stats are the most useless piece of shit

Hot take: LCD Soundsystem is for millenials who felt washed up at 22, and talk too much about craft breweries

@Deiru@gensokyo.social Can we talk about the texture the artists decided the give the cartoon bear's belly fur

Fancy Bear hacked the DNC

I forget what I was supposed to be doing. I got too distracted by these awesome cyborg anthros.

To make people take security seriously, we need to make hackers look like the Foot Clan and various other villains from Ninja Turtles.

Wicked Spider (Panda) is some kind of kinky hybrid

Cobalt Spider 1) isn't even cobalt 2) should be a picture of Vriska?

Fancy Bear is a bit...much.

Helix Kitten
Venomous Bear
Cobalt Spider

They even illustrate them with fursonas based on the names. This is wild.

Crowdstrike sure likes giving hacking groups cool Metal Gear Solid names.

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