orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

If you're a billionaire, you're required to have a really ugly haircut so you are more easily identifiable to the public

Humans:
* Building robot arms
* Living in space
* Genetic engineering
* Using exotic drugs that make them ill in outlandish ways

Aliens:
* Tradition-bound
* Have a narrowly restricted mating season and even more narrowly restricted gender roles due to blahblahfartblahblahblah
* Genetic engineering, to only follow their instincts
* Every single aspect of culture explained by evolutionary psychology

When scifi works construct species whose culture narrowly reflects their biology in simplistic ways, while humans are off doing everything they can to defy their bodily limits, including shooting themselves into space

Comic Sans is for furries.

The designer is on record, stating, "Dogs don't talk in Times New Roman."

Vincent Connare, Paris Review, boom: https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2017/03/31/dogs-dont-talk-in-times-new-roman-and-other-news/

@melissasage Green Day Packers is my queercore band

Computers. What a terrible mistake.

I am, arguably, a pixie, tho, so they got that right

I was the manic pixie dream girl for some of my exes, despite being a boy, and depressed/angry, and very boring

@melissasage This angle both clarifies what the "slingshot" is and makes Chrom look significantly less cool.

He looks like he rolled out of bed after a drunken bender, without putting all of his clothes on.

@melissasage I like how Chrom has a little slingshot in his backpocket there. Gives him a real Dennis the Menace, Bart Simpson vibe. What a rascal!

Comic Sans: Chaotic good
Fira Code: Neutral good
Bembo: Lawful good

Futura: Chaotic neutral
Frutiger: True neutral
Times New Roman: Lawful neutral

Gill Sans: Chaotic evil
Arial: Neutral evil
Helvetica: Lawful evil

One of the most important questions a dev can ask is, "How can this be abused?"