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This is a really weird strain of transphobia to encounter, brought to you by the same people who believe in male and female energy

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Identifying with my body, instead of the life of the mind, and demanding foolish things like food, shelter, or medical care

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Reinforcing gender norms by having a corporeal existence in the real world.

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Sorry I have to exist in a human body instead of truly TRANScending gender by abstracting my consciousness into the aether

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Evo psych: We live in the horniest of all possible worlds, QED that's why girls wear pink.

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Trans boys have the gamer gene, that's what makes us trans (and evolutionarily driven to play ugly military shooters)

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Cis boy gamer to me in 2003: Haha, you're such a cool girl, you're just like a guy!
Me in 2003: Yeah, super weird! It's almost like I'm a dude with a vag!

All those nerds are retroactively gay now, I don't make the rules.

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Mx. Lindsey

gamers on women in games: no idea why there aren't more women here, they are free to join if they want to

gamers on women in esports: so i googled and found this study about the existence of a gamer gene

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lord goth of doom 🥀

Mastodon still has a whiteness problem.

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@melissasage @LuigiEsq@mastodon.social "I am a firefighter but I am racist" is part of the pledge you need to take before they let you move to Staten Island

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@melissasage @LuigiEsq@mastodon.social This is the Staten Island national flag

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Nobody knew stealing candy from a baby was bad until recently. You can't judge September of 2019 by today's standards.

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It's 2019, and intent is still not magic?! Get with it, scientists. Why do actions still have material consequences in this day and age.

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Kai (Seasonal Depression Mode)

@dreamsofcheese "as far as I can tell there must be a shared map of natural law for all humans and this specifically coincides with what I was told is right and wrong, well that's about it I guess theory solved"

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HYPERLINK

oh sick party bro. there isn't even any charles mingus playing. no body is even dancing like drake to charles mingus sober in the living room. Fuck out of here bro

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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

a guide to types of women 

normal women: women who are perpendicular to the floor plane

natural women: women who are a non-negative integer

regular women: women who are equiangular and equilateral

real women: women contained within the complete ordered field

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Rose

you can't convince me that goku knows what sex is

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Shark Blackle

lawful: primes are numbers that are only divisible by themselves or 1, therefore 1 is prime
neutral: primes are numbers that have exactly two positive divisors, therefore 1 is not prime
chaotic: primes are numbers that can only be divisible by themselves. therefore, 1 cannot exist. do not talk to me about the existence of 1, you cannot change my mind

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@melissasage meow

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the prince of dankness

if you think that my entire existence can be boiled down to a struggle to propagate my genes, please get the fuck away from me forever.

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