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what if Jesus came back and he was a sloppy party bottom in a gay biker gang?

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The Japanese broadcast of Jersey Shore renamed the show to Macaroni Assholes

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corollary: the canon of stuff we read in queer/trans studies about transness is overwhelmingly white and doesn't have great racial politics; decolonizing and de-whitening our field is absolutely essential

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a lot of trans scholarship from 2015 forward actually whips ass and if a course doesn't want to cite anything recent regarding transness then they're almost certainly fucking up big time

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“white feminism did not change the gendered distribution of labor, it merely outsourced it to black women. Paraphrasing this claim, I argue that when gays and lesbians adopted a gender normative model of homosexuality, they outsourced the deviance status to gender variant individuals” (Katri, 2017) damning tbh

anti-discrimination law w/r/t transness as it's currently pursued threatens to outsource "deviance" once more, to non-passing trans folks, or trans folks without stable employment, or trans PoC, or to GNC people who don't ID as trans, or to non-binary people, or to trans people who can't or don't want to medically transition in one or more ways

@MrsMouse I definitely was talking, specifically, about you, person I don't know or follow

dairy shitpost 

@byttyrs I was thinking about this post while eating a sundae at Dairy Queen, so thank you

Weight 

Shoutout to my girl @melissasage for helping getting this hot dad bod hibernation ready

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instance admin heads-up, spamwave 

you should probably setup something to autoban anyone who adds a link to aajgo[.]ru in their profile -- it's a spam website that's currently targeting mastodon

meta? not really a subtoot, but an earnest fyi 

You can upload an avi before you start following people. You can toot before you start following people. This isnt twitter where if you're not following and followed you're completely isolated. The moment you create an account you're already in a posting community.

eyyyyy, ohhhhh, its-a me, elon muskaduccio! i make-a the car, she have no crumple zone and her windows, they no-a break! no escape from this car! i don't pay-a the taxes, ohhhh! i tell the boys, i say, replace-a the dashboard with marble countertop, no airbag, turn-a you face into *kisses fingers* delicious marinara just like-a you nonna make!

I think techbros get more bent outta shape than the people they accuse of getting bent outta shape

White guys think it's a controversial opinion to say they don't like Beyonce or Whitney Houston. Super weird how they go straight for calling black women overrated, huh?

Nerds protest Peewee's Playhouse, calling the casting of Laurence Fishburne as a cowboy "Unrealistic"

animal death 

Let's be real, Elon electrocuting an elephant in front of a big audience would be right in line with all of his past behaviors at this point.

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Elon Musk taking up Thomas Edison's mantle by using the Tesla legacy to showboat and steal credit from others

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