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The concept of "freedom" as defined by noeliberalism as any idea is worth having and the best ideas are the ones with the most money and influence behind them is so deeply corrupting

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ever think about how copyright length should be like 20-30 years max? but that will never happen because it's not in the interest of multinational corporations whose entire business model depends on IPs older than my grandmother? yeah me neither

"girls and gays" --> defends astrology extremely sincerely, wanted a gay best friend when she was in middle school, sells MLM schemes on her Instagram account to her friends
"Women and femmes" --> has a PhD in underwater basket weaving studies, regularly convinced by fake r/relationship posts, lives in either Portland and/or Brooklyn, despises anti Italian sentiment online

It's incredibly sad when I look up in the winter while walking through New York City where greenery is a scarce and precious resource and see tree after tree on the side of the street that must be 20-30 years old and they're COVERED in mistletoe.

Those trees, which could have lived for decades longer, are being killed. Why? Because Christians went and imported a deadly plant from Europe that has no use other than as a Christmas ornament to the Americas.

Don't make the problem worse.

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Getting into security means I can be annoyed by how a form was designed on a UI level and on a safety level!

My excitement for the day: getting my company to do something about articles that have notes with h1's embedded in them.

At this point, the admin of the repo and 2 other people are involved.

resolving to be cool and do my own thing, blazing a trail for ppl who wanna be like me in the future

The only password I allow is "apple1230000321Apple", which I have determined is the best possible password. My users are simply too foolish to come up with anything better.

Hey, website designers: Don't make password restrictions a goddamn riddle

Creating extremely restrictive rules for user passwords, to make it easier for hackers to attack my website.

‪you, a fool: “comics, tv, film”‬

‪me, an intellectual: “rectangle-based storytelling”‬

The Matrix (1999) taught us a valuable lesson. If someone deadnames you, then you should hit them with a train

cursed guy fieri kink shitpost 

guy fieri has fistpig energy, I've said it before and I'll say it again

cursed guy fieri kink shitpost 

@byttyrs Certainly, the most Guy Fieri-like Pokemon is Emboar, if that's what you mean.

Weirdly not grateful for the white people who adopted me and pressed me into becoming a therapist, nurse, and crisis intervention worker for their grown asses

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Irritated because someone else's manager sent me an email nagging me to urgently finish up something I had finished days ago.

If you want to know the status of something, that's what the task board is for.

5 jobs working well below a living wage in an Amazon storehouse where you get fired for going to take a piss is equal to 5 new accountants bc they're both jobs, you see. in fact since the Amazon workers are probably also doing Uber rideshares since they can't afford to live, that's actually 10 jobs! what a marvelous economy

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