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guitar is woodwind if you fart in it. trumpet can be percussion. synth? that's a power tool. fuck it up

white leds don't emit light directly - they excite a phosphor, similar to how a crt works.

and we're slowly using them to replace orange sodium vapor streetlights.

what i mean is, someday the sky over _every_ port will _literally_ be the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

@dankwraith @garfiald See also:
- the statement “planets revolve around the sun” is technically an approximation
- the “scientific method” as taught in public school isn’t how scientific work is actually done
- too many science-lovers idolize individual “gods” of science and spin narratives pitting them against alleged religious prudes
- Science as an elitist institution is different from science as basic human curiosity possessed by everyone

@wigglytuffitout It sounds like you want something like "manarchist" but more general

people have actually successfully assassinated Kissinger several times but the problem is that killing Kissinger transforms you into the exact same Kissinger

So this one was inspired from one of @dankwraith's posts earlier today about heliocentricism vs geocentricism, because fun fact: the sun isn't even the thing at the centre of the solar system

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body, gross 

Stretching my stiff neck and hearing it crack like I'm walking on the surface of a thawing pond.

What if we put Wario's head on top of A Cyberdemon's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

White people'll be like, "I don't understand why women would be so attracted to Prince" then go wild for white men who like hadrosaurs and early evolutions of the horse.

friendly reminder that you shouldn't nitpick the term "antisemitism". Yes, there are plenty of other Semitic groups, but Jews did not pick the term.

It was invented by German race scientists in the 19th century because "Judenhass", meaning "Jew-hatred", was getting bad press. So they coined antisemitism instead in order to switch to a more scientific-sounding justification for their bigotry, especially one that would fit into their racist categories.

They should make a Pocketmans game where you don't have to be a child.

Why can't I roleplay an almost 40yo, quitting my job in IT to become a Pocketmans trainer?

"If a connection is novel enough to be patented, that really just means that the person filing the patent has a mental landscape different enough from the patent examiner that different connections seem obvious, but similar enough that these new connections can be communicated. (The relative nature of novelty is highlighted by the domain of software patents, wherein basic concepts or forty year old practices get approved by patent clerks whose background is generally in mechanical engineering.)"

So I have discovered that Adam Driver was being discussed because he is in a movie together with Scarlet JoImnotlookinguphowthatsspelled.

It is a movie called Marriage Story and is about two rich white people going through a divorce.

That is, like, so many layers of things that specifically do not appeal to me.

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two hot enbies would never be allowed to date. it would never happen

Apple actually is really into isopods. They just keep misspelling "isopod", which is how we wound up with iPods and iOS.

illegally smuggling mankeys into Galar to sell them as pets to people who will get murdered by it when they evolve

@melissasage There are over 800 animals, but you can't catch them all in the latest generation, nor use them all in battle

mobile gamers are real gamers and deserve to be oppressed equally

@Purrplenekoboi There's an entire genre dedicated to just that ;)

Some of them are like sci-fi background music, which is awesome

youtube.com/results?search_que

@fenwick67 You might enjoy this. These are some *wild* ambient noises (on par with movie special effects) made with loop cassettes

youtube.com/watch?v=fsM2_yNImV

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