orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

I need to stay the fuck off Twitter because now I'm seeing shit about imaginary sex traffickers kidnapping children off the street in white vans, like we're reliving all the moral panics of the 80s again.

Going for that male Octoling haircut

Buying the first foldable laptop. From 1982. The Grid Compass. Very innovative clamshell design.

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net The world's first interactive video game

I've spent an hour reading commentary on the oldest Archie Sonic comics. The ones before the echidna-obsessed weirdo joined the staff. The ones with puns.

Do trans men exist? It's more likely than you think

Congratulations to Marriage Story for dragging Reylo discourse back to life, despite having nothing to do with Star Wars

Officially starting petition to ban gentiles from insisting Adam Driver "looks Jewish" when in fact he "looks like an azhdarchid"

@melissasage To do iOS and OSX development -- but wouldn't be doing it because you want to.

Ok, I immediately realized that Slaking is a giant sloth, but you know what I mean

I want an all-prehistoric Pokemon game. A game where I can have a giant sloth, and a quadrupedal whale

Marriage Story sounds like an updated for 2019 movie equivalent of the Great American Novel that's about a horny English professor who cheats on his wife.

I don't even know why I tried.