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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
The feud being, Morrissey repeatedly insulting Robert Smith for no particular reason, and then Robert Smith forgetting about it for 20 years
Light morning read: timeline of Robert Smith's feud with Morrissey: https://www.ranker.com/list/robert-smith-morrissey-beef-timeline-fight/maggie-clancy
@melissasage I am trying to develop hysterical blindness so I no longer have to read takes on it
Every time the Internet involuntarily blasts my face-sensors with information about Marriage Story, I dislike it even more, even though I've never seen it. It's like a movie engineered to be hateable.
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The Michigan Micro Mote is allegedly as capable as an x86 from the early 90s. And it’s a computer, not just a bare CPU (although it lacks internal storage)
Which means it can probably run Doom
Body horror
Pissing out bone meal and marrow, throwing up clots of dark, gelatinous blood. Within a few months, you are shrunken within your own skin -- a shriveled, elfin figure. You've lost so much mucle snd your bones sre achey and brittle that you can no longer walk upright. When you try to speak, you merely emit unintelligible barks and chittering sounds. You live out the rest of your days hiding in the brush along a highway.
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Headcanon: When Penny says "They carted Old So and So off to Urinetown the other day." in the opening song of Urinetown: the Musical, it's the same So and So featured in Teen Girl Squad
I'm 61 inches of power
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> Archaeologists—predominantly male—gave ancient ages names like “Iron” and “Bronze,” rather than “Pottery” or “Flax.” This implies that metal objects were the principal features of these times, when they are simply often the most visible and long-lasting remnants.
Kassia St. Clair discusses weaving in prehistory, in an excerpt from her book about the history of fabric. https://lithub.com/what-if-we-called-it-the-flax-age-instead-of-the-iron-age/
@melissasage Children immortalize him in a nursery rhyme, like the black plague: Knickknack paddywhack Dorsey
@melissasage Beatles write a song about Twitter joining the fediverse: "Get Back (Dorsey)"
[makes a jick dorsey joke for the .05% of people who remember Kingdom of Loathing]
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@melissasage Wearing my jean jacket dorsey, made out of denim & also bits o' jack
@melissasage Social media alien on Space Ghost, that's Brak Dorsey
@melissasage The ceo of Twitter transitions and plays a hand-clapping game down in the ol' schoolyard: miss merrimack dorsey
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dude probably thinks federation means putting more feds in it
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the axis of evil but it's Spain, the United Kingdom, and the United States
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honorable mentions to France, Belgium, Portugal and all other colonialist powers. Double triple extra honorable mention to the Catholic Church, which manages to be exceedingly evil without even being a state actor
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> This is an HTML email, please update your email client to view.
This is an email client. Please update your mail generator to stop wasting electricity and emitting extra carbon with HTML mail, or at least provide graceful degradation for users whose email clients only receive plaintext (as anyone who cares about there computer security does).
#MakeHTMLemailOptional!
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anyway, pretty much anyone who has risky sex with men/is at risk for STDs is also at a risk for HIV and could be on PrEP. yes, even straight cis girls. spread the word or something.
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Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.
Joined Jul 2019
