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Cis people losing their minds over men being SHORT

if the UK is supposed to be so progressive how come there's no isle of woman

Aleister Crowly's Ouija board looks like it was made by da share z0ne

Guinea pigs have been domesticated for at least 3000 years. Hamsters were domesticated in the 1700s. Mice and rats --1800s. Gerbils were first bred for the pet trade in the 1960s.

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"Gay people can't drive" is butch erasure

I ordered RAM from Crucial and the shipping service they use sent the package to my local post office. And then the post office sent it to Pennsylvania.

It is currently 2 days past due and in New Jersey.

@melissasage This article summarizes an interview with Al Alcorn, the guy who hired Steve. It sounds like he came to hate him. gamasutra.com/view/news/127537

The forbidden sixth borough of new york: umami

a thing i think about often is that hirohiro araki the mangaka of jojo's bizarre adventure is just a straight man. but he's somehow like keyed into the gay male mindset so much that the gay male gaze is absolutely dripping in almost every panel

it whips ass that the right wing can call anyone they want an anti semite for no reason while also openly funding neo nazis

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

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@j997922 they never show the astronauts making toilet wine but we know they do.

Me: I'm not a furry
Also me: I need more stickers of fat little wolves, for when I'm feeling cute and saucy

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there's two types of trans fashion: exposing as much of your torso as is societally acceptable, and wearing something so baggy people can assume your torso is literally any possible shape

"Weird flex but OK" I say to Popeye right before getting punched out to sea while literal battleship guns fire off in his biceps somehow.

It's actually kind of hilarious to think about Steve Jobs hating Bill Gates so much that he approved multiple ads, including one that played during the Super Bowl, featuring actors that looked like Bill.

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