"Honey are you sure that's really the cat? It's got scales and five heads"
"Yeah, because he's not been taking his PILLS"
@melissasage An oulipo-like instance where subsequent posts from the entire pool of users further reduce the number of allowed characters.
Example: User1 makes a post and can use all characters except for e. User 2 makes a post and can use all characters except e and £. User1 posts again, and can use all characters except e, £, and 8.
Once enough posts have been made to exhaust the entire character set, it loops back around to allowing all characters again.
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only the latest person to make an account is the admin
@melissasage subtooting spotify
@melissasage You can only sign up for an account if you have a pre-existing Google, Facebook, or Github account. You can't choose your own username -- it will be the same as whatever the pre-existing account name is. The avatar will be the pre-existing account's current avatar. It is impossible to update either one after you sign up
@melissasage When you try to create a new toot or reply, you automatically unload whatever was in your clipboard at the moment into the textbox
Finally, an arcade for me: http://www.numskull.com/quarter-arcades/
1.Toot signatures
2. Banner ads in toot signatures
@melissasage All posts stored and displayed as 5 second long, autoplaying video files with no pause controls. Once the video ends, the post goes blank and you have to replay it to continue reading.
Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.