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From Wikipedia: "A funny animal is an anthropomorphic animal character who lives like a human. They are typically bipedal, wear clothes, live in houses, drive and ride vehicles, and have jobs or may even be recognized citizens of countries, which distinguish them from other animal characters who may nonetheless display anthropomorphic characteristics such as speaking or showing facial expressions."

Snoopy is often portrayed doing these things, but they are all fantasies. However...

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Is Snoopy a funny animal character?

Points for:
1. Funny
2. Animal
3. Often bipedal
4. Can communicate to the audience

Against:
1. Not that funny in later comic strips
2. Very aberrant lifestyle, somewhere between beast and man
3. Bipedalism may simply be a projection of his rich fantasy life
4. Can't talk, merely telepathic

Back in the day, if you wanted furry content, you were limited to literally every cartoon available on television, and a large proportion of the comic books and comic strips as well as the majority of products marketed toward children.

drugs 

Just want a little place of my own where I can get stoned and see my friends and have a cat

Carl Barks and Tom of Finland joining forces for the most prescient gay comic book ever

So I figured out why this backglass is so funny and it's because this pink guy is clearly just trying to give his cat a pill

"Honey are you sure that's really the cat? It's got scales and five heads"
"Yeah, because he's not been taking his PILLS"

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it's really impressive how jjba looks like if Tom of Finland made anime

@melissasage An oulipo-like instance where subsequent posts from the entire pool of users further reduce the number of allowed characters.

Example: User1 makes a post and can use all characters except for e. User 2 makes a post and can use all characters except e and £. User1 posts again, and can use all characters except e, £, and 8.

Once enough posts have been made to exhaust the entire character set, it loops back around to allowing all characters again.

@melissasage
only the latest person to make an account is the admin

what if facebook-style uniformity and minimalism had never taken over web design. what if all the boomers had joined myspace

the Staten Island Ferry is where racists who can't figure out how to use Twitter go to yell their racism at strangers

@melissasage You can only sign up for an account if you have a pre-existing Google, Facebook, or Github account. You can't choose your own username -- it will be the same as whatever the pre-existing account name is. The avatar will be the pre-existing account's current avatar. It is impossible to update either one after you sign up

fediverse bad idea hackathon. everyone engineer a truly godawful addition to the fediverse experience

@melissasage When you try to create a new toot or reply, you automatically unload whatever was in your clipboard at the moment into the textbox

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