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The Catskill mountains similarly have nothing to do with cat skills

@avi actually kill comes from dutch! and murder also i think comes from dutch, by way of "mudder". the murderkill river's name is entirely unrelated to violence!

@shoofle It must have been named by the writers of Demolition Man

PSA, sexual assault 

Lumb @ monsterpit.net is back.

They have a known history of manipulating and sexually assaulting people who they've met online. They have a long pinned post up claiming that the accusations against them were all made up. They're a dangerous person and I wouldn't trust a single word they say.

Please block them.

Fear Cocktail 

Kids are callin' it Fear Cocktail. She set a dumpster on fire behind a Benihana and huffed the fumes until she thought she was surrounded by a bunch of labradoodles wearin' cowboy hats.

Staten Island has multiple locations with the word "kill" in their name, to enhance the nightmarish quality of visiting the borough.

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I know it sounds like a joke, but they've quietly turning Staten Island's Fresh Kills Landfill -- yes, that's its name -- into a city park. The landfill was open for about 50 years, took in most of New York City's waste, and grew to be one of the largest garbage dumps in the entire world.

Terraforming Staten Island to make it habitable for human beings

Even worse game idea: bullet hell as a text adventure

You are at position 5,28. There are incoming bullets at 3,5, 6,9 and 12,7.

> east

You are at position 6,28. There are incoming bullets at 4,6, 6,10, 11,8, and 23,7.

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all caps 

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
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"Scientists give cuttlefish 3D glasses and shrimp films for vision study" theguardian.com/science/2020/j (there's a cute photo of a cuttlefish wearing red/blue stereo glasses, which turns out to work)

Quote: « “A lot of people said it wasn’t going to work,” Wardill said. “They said they’d rip the glasses off. They said there’d be ink in the tank.” »

Translation: "Fools! We showed them all!"

Plastic Love by Peach Kelli Pop is more punk than the Sex Pistols entire output

homonationalism 

But why is homonationalism wrong?

Well, imperialism bad; I think everyone who's read this thread up to this point probably agrees with that. The more insidious thing about homonationalism is the way that it erodes solidarity between people. The capitalist class loves it when we fight amongst ourselves, and setting gays against ethnic minorities is a favored tactic. During the marriage equality debate here in the USA conservatives would often talk about the black community as though it were uniquely homophobic. This wasn't true, but that's not the point: the point is pitting white gays against black straights and getting the chaos you cause to question their coalition just enough that you can pass some legislation that'll fuck over them both.

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