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Comic Sans is for furries.

The designer is on record, stating, "Dogs don't talk in Times New Roman."

Vincent Connare, Paris Review, boom: https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2017/03/31/dogs-dont-talk-in-times-new-roman-and-other-news/

@melissasage Green Day Packers is my queercore band

Computers. What a terrible mistake.

I am, arguably, a pixie, tho, so they got that right

I was the manic pixie dream girl for some of my exes, despite being a boy, and depressed/angry, and very boring

@melissasage This angle both clarifies what the "slingshot" is and makes Chrom look significantly less cool.

He looks like he rolled out of bed after a drunken bender, without putting all of his clothes on.

@melissasage I like how Chrom has a little slingshot in his backpocket there. Gives him a real Dennis the Menace, Bart Simpson vibe. What a rascal!

Comic Sans: Chaotic good
Fira Code: Neutral good
Bembo: Lawful good

Futura: Chaotic neutral
Frutiger: True neutral
Times New Roman: Lawful neutral

Gill Sans: Chaotic evil
Arial: Neutral evil
Helvetica: Lawful evil

One of the most important questions a dev can ask is, "How can this be abused?"

Lack of empathy for the potential audience + making loads of assumptions about their level of knowledge == documentation that is opaque and unreadable

The biggest problem with RTFD is that, when you go into a project with the attitude of, "Ugh stop asking me for help, any real programmer would know all this already", your docs wind up being...stupendously bad.