Ahhhhh we got this Christmas catalog in the mail, you can buy rotary phones and bad strawberry candy. There are 200 dollar hair brushes and Snoopy bath robes. This is where grandmothers get their powers.

**orthogonal to alive** · Nov 26, 2019, 20:03

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**william maggos** @wjmaggos@fedi.culturewar.us · Nov 26, 2019, 20:03

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william maggos @wjmaggos@fedi.culturewar.us

RT @sannewman@twitter.com

THE SEVEN SECRETS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE

1. Private school
2. Legacy Ivy admission
3. Nepotism hire
4. Seed capital from family
5. Club memberships
6. Personal assistant, nanny, ghost writer
7. Journalists who ask, "What's your secret?" and uncritically publish the answer

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 01, 2019, 02:44

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**dankwraith** @dankwraith@monads.online · Dec 01, 2019, 02:44

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dankwraith @dankwraith@monads.online

hot take: logarithms are not that complicated and only seem that way because contemporary math education is obsessed with arithmetic and not the core essence of math which is understanding the relations between operations

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 01, 2019, 01:43

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**dankwraith** @dankwraith@monads.online · Dec 01, 2019, 01:43

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dankwraith @dankwraith@monads.online

humans think we are the most spiritually advanced species but its bears

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 01, 2019, 00:10

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Em @em@cybre.space · Dec 01, 2019, 00:10

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Em @em@cybre.space

please look at this

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**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 22:56

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 22:56

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orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

Trans putting on makeup montage except it's me dressing up like Robert Smith

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 22:26

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 22:26

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orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

When are we going to have ethical monogamy tho

**orthogonal to alive** · Nov 30, 2019, 22:05

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**rockabilly babey** @SunSaint@radical.town · Nov 30, 2019, 22:05

Nov 30, 2019, 22:05

rockabilly babey @SunSaint@radical.town

Anime character: *a strong, musclebound character who got their skills through years of training that loves their friends and is dedicated to justice throughout the universe*
Person who uses it as their avatar online: *rejected from the local planet fitness due to their obsessive sniffing of women's towels*

**orthogonal to alive** · Nov 30, 2019, 21:19

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**The Mim** @taweret@awoo.church · Nov 30, 2019, 21:19

Nov 30, 2019, 21:19

The Mim @taweret@awoo.church

There are no unskilled workers only unvalued workers

**orthogonal to alive** · Nov 30, 2019, 21:29

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**melissa is on monads** @melissasage@radical.town · Nov 30, 2019, 21:29

Nov 30, 2019, 21:29

melissa is on monads @melissasage@radical.town

people who go to movies early to watch the previews are perverts who love advertising

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 21:08

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 21:08

Nov 30, 2019, 21:08

orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass had real reply guy energy

**orthogonal to alive** · Nov 30, 2019, 20:02

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**the spiders 🌘🌟🌌** @spiders@monsterpit.net · Nov 30, 2019, 20:02

Nov 30, 2019, 20:02

the spiders 🌘🌟🌌 @spiders@monsterpit.net

tired: seattle is too rainy and dark
wired: seattle is not rainy & dark enough

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 17:06

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 17:06

Nov 30, 2019, 17:06

orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

@cozykaffe@snouts.online It is a chuckleloaf

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 16:58

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Nov 30, 2019, 16:58

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orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

We already uproot homeless people by forcing them to choose between shelters in the middle of nowhere, or sleeping near where their friends and aid services are.

**orthogonal to alive** · Nov 30, 2019, 16:51

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**the most validated enby** @t54r4n1@mspsocial.net · Nov 30, 2019, 16:51

Nov 30, 2019, 16:51

the most validated enby @t54r4n1@mspsocial.net

- dense housing is an environmental issue (greenfield development is bad)
- the talking point "empty house count exceeds homeless population" and its alleged solutions "repossess the houses and give them to the homeless" would uproot people from their community and move them out to the middle of nowhere where they have no access to services and the structures need repairs
- public housing has been underfunded since reagan at the federal level, so we need to enact local solutions as a patch.