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Sydney “The Word” Falk :verified: :verified:

all objects are from the past

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@melissasage This article summarizes an interview with Al Alcorn, the guy who hired Steve. It sounds like he came to hate him. gamasutra.com/view/news/127537

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laser

The forbidden sixth borough of new york: umami

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⚸ Gotham Strong

a thing i think about often is that hirohiro araki the mangaka of jojo's bizarre adventure is just a straight man. but he's somehow like keyed into the gay male mindset so much that the gay male gaze is absolutely dripping in almost every panel

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Scott Dracula

Tired: City of Brotherly Love
Wired: City of Bromance

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dankwraith

it whips ass that the right wing can call anyone they want an anti semite for no reason while also openly funding neo nazis

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gooseberry fool

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

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mason

@j997922 they never show the astronauts making toilet wine but we know they do.

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Me: I'm not a furry
Also me: I need more stickers of fat little wolves, for when I'm feeling cute and saucy

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lexi (radtown forever 2021)

there's two types of trans fashion: exposing as much of your torso as is societally acceptable, and wearing something so baggy people can assume your torso is literally any possible shape

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Trans Women Are Real Women

"Weird flex but OK" I say to Popeye right before getting punched out to sea while literal battleship guns fire off in his biceps somehow.

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It's actually kind of hilarious to think about Steve Jobs hating Bill Gates so much that he approved multiple ads, including one that played during the Super Bowl, featuring actors that looked like Bill.

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@melissasage Like, Bill Gates is obviously trash, but Apple had more than a few ads where the premise was, "Look at this ugly nerd who looks just like Bill Gates!!!!"

(apologies to John Hodgman)

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@melissasage Some other endearing traits of Steve Jobs: having a weird hate boner over Bill Gates and using Apple ad campaigns to mock Billy G's appearance, specifically, even tho Steve was also a nerdlinger

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@melissasage @marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe And shamelessly bragging while lying and stealing credit for others' acheivements

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@melissasage According to urban legend, Steve smelled so bad they put him on the nigh shift at Atari so he would be less offensive to the nostrils of the other workers.

I will dig up a good source later.

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@melissasage We also ignored everything his Atari co-workers had to say about him re: washing his stinky ass

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Where is the Telegram stickerset for rotund wolf-boys?

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On top of all this, the top 2 Billboard Hot 100 singles were

Believe, by Cher

and No Scrubs, by TLC

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1999 was the year that the following songs were all released:

1. Mambo No. 5
2. All Star
3. Smooth
4. Nookie
5. Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen)
6. Steal My Sunshine
7. Thong Song
8. All the Small Things
9. Livin' The Vida Loca
10. My Name is

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