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Nintendo needs to immediately add online play with friends to Mario Maker 2 because average random gamers are smelly and have cooties

Mannfred Mann is the kind of name you would come with if you were a robot writing a fable with typical talking animal characters, such as foxes and humans

I used to ghostwrite listicles for a living. It was exactly as fun and well-paying as you would think.

The only one I really liked was about Goose Bumps books, cuz those are a trip.

The rest were agonizing because I had to write fluffy bubblegum trash according to strict corporate rules and a tight word count.

I had a weird dream last night that included, among other things, a men's restroom at a boarding school that included little jars full of medication, including a full syringe of depo-estradial.

Microsoft xXxEdgexXx

It was a self-help parody, with fashion photographs of Miss Piggy, referencing famous celebrity photos.

I have no idea who in the house owned this book, nor can I fathom who the intended audience for this book even was.

It haunts me. It's like something Bro from Homestuck would own, that accidentally entered our universe, or my house, specifically.

When I was a kid, there were a lot of weird books around the house, but one of the weirdest was a self-help book by Miss Piggy.

My intro is that I am a trans person who is into people of all genders, and I write/program/sketch, and I just want to have fun on social media instead of worrying about being a brand or getting harassed.

Other things I like: fonts, pizza? extinct animals, idk apparently I'm on a muppets kick.