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Fancy Bear hacked the DNC

I forget what I was supposed to be doing. I got too distracted by these awesome cyborg anthros.

To make people take security seriously, we need to make hackers look like the Foot Clan and various other villains from Ninja Turtles.

Wicked Spider (Panda) is some kind of kinky hybrid

Cobalt Spider 1) isn't even cobalt 2) should be a picture of Vriska?

Fancy Bear is a bit...much.

Helix Kitten
Venomous Bear
Cobalt Spider

They even illustrate them with fursonas based on the names. This is wild.

Crowdstrike sure likes giving hacking groups cool Metal Gear Solid names.

More on Mimikatz: https://www.varonis.com/blog/what-is-mimikatz/

The other thing is, Mimikatz was originally just a practice project for a dude to learn C.

I tried learning C once. I printed out "Hello world" and I was done. I was over it.

You think hacker tools are super secret James Bond bullshit, but then you find out you can find stuff like Mimikatz on Github? It's open source? Just download and run?

There's a whole book, called "How to Read Donald Duck," about how fucked these comics were. Like honestly. If it sounds like I'm joking, it's only because of how blatantly obvious the message is for the ~exotic~ adventures of a character named Uncle Scrooge.

We shit on Batman a lot for being a rich guy beating up the mentally ill and the poor, but you know who gets way too slack? Uncle Scrooge. I know we all love his little pogo cane, but c'mon.

Missed the opportunity to legally rename myself Video James