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geopolitics 

never expect any proxy set up by a western power to ever be remotely democratic by any means because it's flat out never in the interests of said western power. and you wonder why the U.S. is so bad at "statebuilding" when literally every incentive is to have a stable, authoritarian ally rather than an unpredictable democracy on its hands. The U.S. never wants to install a self determining government if it thinks there's any chance the people there won't serve US interests.

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Old radios have such great design. This is my Trans-Oceanic R7000-2, from 1981. You can't hear, but it's playing Songs From Under the Floorboard.

@melissasage You're gonna end up on the streets and you're gonna be grateful for the freedom to starve

@melissasage frankly it says a lot that the best thing you guys can say about america is that *at least* you're "free"

"Wa is Wa Rio's family name and Wa Luigi took it when they got married" is the hill I will die on

Hot Teletubbies take 

Millenials are the gayest generation, due to Teletubbies. Tinky Winky's purse was devastatingly effective.

Gomez/Morticia, the original short king/tall queen

lewd 

"Congenital human baculum deficiency": a paper theorizing that the story of Adam's rib was actually about his penis bone.

cabinetmagazine.org/issues/28/

Putting The Strokes, The Modern Lovers, and The Replacements all on the same playlist and try to guess who's singing

What kind of dad are you?

Bear dad
Bad dad
Ghost dad
Hot dad
Cold dad
Pun dad
Leather dad

There are a lot of racist hippies there who hate PoC moving in, and they try to coach it as criticism of, specifically, Amazon. I guess they figure everyone hates Amazon.

You can tell they're being racist, because when they complain about Amazon, it's not about how the company treats workers, but about who Amazon is hiring.

You can also tell because it usually takes them another 4 seconds before they start explicitly whining about Muslims and Indians etc.

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Every day I think about how Seattle was so white, that tech companies hiring people aggressively has resulted in the city becoming less white.

DOOM is merely a continuation in a long western tradition of artistic depictions of hell, but with a distinctly American twist. in Dantes inferno Dante goes to hell to learn about it. in DOOM you go to hell to kick its ass. in this essay i will

Looking to learn about puberty blockers for a trans girl 

My step-kid is a 12-year old trans girl and wants to start taking puberty blockers. We don't know what the process is like, what hoops she'll have to jump through, etc. Her psychiatrist didn't know either (she is planning to get back to us, likely with a referral though). We would appreciate it if anybody can point us at a good resource! We live in the US. (Florida)

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