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transphobia, misogyny 

Protecting women and girls (with vaginas (but only the RIGHT KIND of vaginas (in a totally not misogynstic way)))

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heathcliff

It's Heathcliff!

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Becoming an irony shitposter one degree removed from 4chan, as a bit

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Alexi, Attractive Nuisance

Silly lewd language joke 

TIRED: Cot-caught merger
WIRED: Frot-fraught merger

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"Who can Italian-Americans look up to if not Columbus?"

Michelangelo, literally raised high on a scaffold sixty feet in the air: Ah, c'mon!

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I mean I'm sorry Leonardo and all the other ones they named turtles after are all gay, but that's not enough for you?

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Italian-Americans don't need Columbus when they have...uh...the most celebrated European visual artists in the Western canon idk but I can understand, when they also have Giuliani

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Black Tambourine's version of "Boyfriend" made me trans

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Darius Kazemi

NYC folks: if you'd like a free ticket to my day long workshop this Friday about, essentially, how to run a great Mastodon instance for your community, I have discount codes!

It's based on my runyourown.social guide but it uses the guide as a jumping off point and I get into some of the nitty gritty, including things like "how to stay on top of Mastodon releases and keep your community informed of new features if you don't know anything about programming"

eventbrite.com/e/radical-netwo

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Furry Throw Pillows

Capitalism: Anarchists just want to set the world on fire and sow chaos.

Also Capitalism: *literally sets the world on fire, like, literally literally; oh god, the poor Amazon*

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lewd, bad 

When in Rome, do as the Romans do (suckle from a she-wolf)

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Harp :wigglytuff:

hello i have found another meme that needs to be here

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Mal Zedong

hot take, pol, death 

Even if Bush did do 9/11, that's not actually as awful a crime as the invasion and occupation of Iraq, Americans just don't care about brown people.

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I'm not logging in to find out if I'm allowed to write "$10 USD" or not, fuck you Chicago Manual of Style

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How do you fucking make a style guide a subscription service?

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I can think of at least 7 cults and 12 horror movies about this exact scenario, including the founding of the United States.

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The worst thing about Tumblr was...all of those posts about being gay and going off to live in the middle of the woods to farm. Going off to the middle of the woods to set up a farm with my gay ass? Hell no.

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drugs, lewd 

Watching people in realtime freak out over Homestar Runner kink references must be what it was like when Gen Xers first realized Shaggy from Scooby Doo was a stoner

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Radtown Forever

What was one of the reasons given for the meteoric rise in drug prices?

Market conditions.

Thank you American white Jesus for giving our country - the greatest on earth - capitalism; the most efficient system in history which results in unaffordable prices for life saving drugs "just because."

arstechnica.com/science/2019/1

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