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Willie Bobo "slaps" as the kids say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndxM3hn9guE

Going to create a webcomic to sell my 67 different tshirt designs

2Fast2Homestuck

If you're a billionaire, you're required to have a really ugly haircut so you are more easily identifiable to the public

Humans:
* Building robot arms
* Living in space
* Genetic engineering
* Using exotic drugs that make them ill in outlandish ways

Aliens:
* Tradition-bound
* Have a narrowly restricted mating season and even more narrowly restricted gender roles due to blahblahfartblahblahblah
* Genetic engineering, to only follow their instincts
* Every single aspect of culture explained by evolutionary psychology

When scifi works construct species whose culture narrowly reflects their biology in simplistic ways, while humans are off doing everything they can to defy their bodily limits, including shooting themselves into space

Comic Sans is for furries.

The designer is on record, stating, "Dogs don't talk in Times New Roman."

Vincent Connare, Paris Review, boom: https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2017/03/31/dogs-dont-talk-in-times-new-roman-and-other-news/

Computers. What a terrible mistake.

I am, arguably, a pixie, tho, so they got that right

I was the manic pixie dream girl for some of my exes, despite being a boy, and depressed/angry, and very boring

Comic Sans: Chaotic good
Fira Code: Neutral good
Bembo: Lawful good

Futura: Chaotic neutral
Frutiger: True neutral
Times New Roman: Lawful neutral

Gill Sans: Chaotic evil
Arial: Neutral evil
Helvetica: Lawful evil