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Reinforcing gender norms by having a corporeal existence in the real world.

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Sorry I have to exist in a human body instead of truly TRANScending gender by abstracting my consciousness into the aether

Evo psych: We live in the horniest of all possible worlds, QED that's why girls wear pink.

Trans boys have the gamer gene, that's what makes us trans (and evolutionarily driven to play ugly military shooters)

Cis boy gamer to me in 2003: Haha, you're such a cool girl, you're just like a guy!
Me in 2003: Yeah, super weird! It's almost like I'm a dude with a vag!

All those nerds are retroactively gay now, I don't make the rules.

gamers on women in games: no idea why there aren't more women here, they are free to join if they want to

gamers on women in esports: so i googled and found this study about the existence of a gamer gene

Nobody knew stealing candy from a baby was bad until recently. You can't judge September of 2019 by today's standards.

It's 2019, and intent is still not magic?! Get with it, scientists. Why do actions still have material consequences in this day and age.

@dreamsofcheese "as far as I can tell there must be a shared map of natural law for all humans and this specifically coincides with what I was told is right and wrong, well that's about it I guess theory solved"

oh sick party bro. there isn't even any charles mingus playing. no body is even dancing like drake to charles mingus sober in the living room. Fuck out of here bro

a guide to types of women 

normal women: women who are perpendicular to the floor plane

natural women: women who are a non-negative integer

regular women: women who are equiangular and equilateral

real women: women contained within the complete ordered field

you can't convince me that goku knows what sex is

lawful: primes are numbers that are only divisible by themselves or 1, therefore 1 is prime
neutral: primes are numbers that have exactly two positive divisors, therefore 1 is not prime
chaotic: primes are numbers that can only be divisible by themselves. therefore, 1 cannot exist. do not talk to me about the existence of 1, you cannot change my mind

if you think that my entire existence can be boiled down to a struggle to propagate my genes, please get the fuck away from me forever.

so much of evolutionary psychology is based on the morally diseased notion of equating straight sex with success, and in so doing justify the idea that its an inborn genetic inevitability for men to be sex crazed monsters who carry no responsibility and will fuck any woman they can, because evolution! postmodernism indeed.

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a haiku:
They are complete crooks!!!!!!
Definitely won't come back!
They have to be stopped.

Fuck meow wolf for stealing my brand. I'm the only wolf that meows around here

It's really telling what Boomers glamorize as part of their 60s golden age of young people caring about politics. It's all about peace and love and the Beatles and fun drugs, with the civil rights protests just a side story

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