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Why just bash the Tesla pickup truck? Cars overall are bad.

Way ahead of the curve by having my Pokemon type in my bio for the last several months

However, if you don't know the context, it just sounds like an opaque break up song

The only song I knew by McCarthy before now was "Red Sleeping Beauty", which is about rising up (or not) against Margaret Thatcher

McCarthy and Milky Wimpshake shaking hands over being two cute jangly British bands that I never realized were so communist

See, I posted this without even knowing one of his rockets exploded yesterday.

https://www.autoblog.com/2019/11/21/spacex-starship-explodes-elon-musk/

I think Elon just wants to murder all his fans. Shoot them into space, give them flamethrowers, sell them death trucks.

When I am looking to buy a car, I highly prefer ones that are obvious death traps, with lots of sharp corners so that it is for all practical purposes a heavy, high speed knife.

Fuck what Ralph Nader said with that unsafe at any speed crap. My car shall be pointy and lack any way to escape when it crashes.

Looking like a cop car from a dystopian cyberpunk future is, in fact, a bad thing, which you might be able to deduce from the words "dystopian" and/or "cop"

Why is everyone talking about the car from Virtua Racing?

I'm a chunky rodent

The spam calls that know enough to have my phone number, but not enough that I don't own a car.