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People who say "If you don't like it, leave!" tend to get very angry when you leave.

They just expect what they said to be taken as a threat. You're supposed to shrink in fear and admit that you're wrong because you don't want to really leave them.

genitals shitpost 

idea: guydick. it’s girldick, but for guys

remember when Hamilton was completely unavoidable? It Gets Better™

people have been emailing me, telling me they're confused, they don't understand what is and isn't art, or how the arts relate to each other. so i've designed a handy chart

Nazis, meta 

Nobody needs to hang out with Nazis to "convert" them. It is 20 fucking 19. They are specifically choosing to remain that way. Fuck all the way off, John Q Internet User. You are CHOOSING to hang out with Nazis. Ask yourself why instead of patting yourself on the back for TOLERATING RACIST GENOCIDAL FUCKHEADS

"woo the internet is dying, now we gotta make a new one just for techies and nerds just like it was in the 90s" is a bad take.

the internet and whatever comes after it needs to be accessible.

"normal" people aren't killing the open web, capitalism is.

@nova Wendy Carlos: *invents synthesizer music and creates the tron soundtrack*

Computer Boy: *invents truck but too ugly even for a butch to love*

South Carolina trying to block medical treatment for transgender youth 

South Carolina is planning to ban lifesaving medical treatment for #transgender youth, including puberty blockers and #HRT vox.com/2019/11/22/20977721/so

kinda weird how the right adopted "facts dont care about your feelings" as a slogan when literally all they do is ignore material reality and history to satisfy their racist bloodthirst

Why just bash the Tesla pickup truck? Cars overall are bad.

Way ahead of the curve by having my Pokemon type in my bio for the last several months

@realcaseyrollins @chead @koyu @isolategab
cool, lemme break it down for you
Thesis 1: If there is a table with 1 nazi, and 9 other people sit down at it, the table now has 10 nazis.
Thesis 2: SIDDON MY DICK AND BALLS, JACKASS

However, if you don't know the context, it just sounds like an opaque break up song

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The only song I knew by McCarthy before now was "Red Sleeping Beauty", which is about rising up (or not) against Margaret Thatcher

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McCarthy and Milky Wimpshake shaking hands over being two cute jangly British bands that I never realized were so communist

🎵 the best part of waking up,
is finding yourself transformed in your bed into a horrible insect.

I think Elon just wants to murder all his fans. Shoot them into space, give them flamethrowers, sell them death trucks.

When I am looking to buy a car, I highly prefer ones that are obvious death traps, with lots of sharp corners so that it is for all practical purposes a heavy, high speed knife.

Fuck what Ralph Nader said with that unsafe at any speed crap. My car shall be pointy and lack any way to escape when it crashes.

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