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Shoutout to my girl @melissasage for helping getting this hot dad bod hibernation ready

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instance admin heads-up, spamwave 

you should probably setup something to autoban anyone who adds a link to aajgo[.]ru in their profile -- it's a spam website that's currently targeting mastodon

meta? not really a subtoot, but an earnest fyi 

You can upload an avi before you start following people. You can toot before you start following people. This isnt twitter where if you're not following and followed you're completely isolated. The moment you create an account you're already in a posting community.

eyyyyy, ohhhhh, its-a me, elon muskaduccio! i make-a the car, she have no crumple zone and her windows, they no-a break! no escape from this car! i don't pay-a the taxes, ohhhh! i tell the boys, i say, replace-a the dashboard with marble countertop, no airbag, turn-a you face into *kisses fingers* delicious marinara just like-a you nonna make!

I think techbros get more bent outta shape than the people they accuse of getting bent outta shape

White guys think it's a controversial opinion to say they don't like Beyonce or Whitney Houston. Super weird how they go straight for calling black women overrated, huh?

Nerds protest Peewee's Playhouse, calling the casting of Laurence Fishburne as a cowboy "Unrealistic"

animal death 

Let's be real, Elon electrocuting an elephant in front of a big audience would be right in line with all of his past behaviors at this point.

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Elon Musk taking up Thomas Edison's mantle by using the Tesla legacy to showboat and steal credit from others

Frustrated that Elon Musk genuinely is in the Marvel cinematic universe, as a heavily fictionalized "world's greatest living inventor"

marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom

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But if you actually do walk away and do your own thing without them, they have to chase after you to make you feel bad, ruin whatever you're doing, and return things to the status quo.

It makes them feel weak and desperate, and they hate that.

Maybe they'll try to use those feelings of inferiority to try to guilt and neg you into coming back.

Maybe they'll talk about how both sides are wrong (but how you're more wrong for going away so you must definitely come back).

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If you say something like, "I can't leave because [horrible circumstances]," then they can play the game of scolding you for getting yourself into horrible circumstances you actually have very little to no control over.

That makes them feel smug and vindicated.

They can claim you're just whining about stuff they can personally blame you for, which not only takes the heat off them, but makes them feel superior to you for not being such a whiner and a loser.

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People who say "If you don't like it, leave!" tend to get very angry when you leave.

They just expect what they said to be taken as a threat. You're supposed to shrink in fear and admit that you're wrong because you don't want to really leave them.

genitals shitpost 

idea: guydick. it’s girldick, but for guys

remember when Hamilton was completely unavoidable? It Gets Better™

people have been emailing me, telling me they're confused, they don't understand what is and isn't art, or how the arts relate to each other. so i've designed a handy chart

Nazis, meta 

Nobody needs to hang out with Nazis to "convert" them. It is 20 fucking 19. They are specifically choosing to remain that way. Fuck all the way off, John Q Internet User. You are CHOOSING to hang out with Nazis. Ask yourself why instead of patting yourself on the back for TOLERATING RACIST GENOCIDAL FUCKHEADS

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