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resolving to be cool and do my own thing, blazing a trail for ppl who wanna be like me in the future

The only password I allow is "apple1230000321Apple", which I have determined is the best possible password. My users are simply too foolish to come up with anything better.

Hey, website designers: Don't make password restrictions a goddamn riddle

Creating extremely restrictive rules for user passwords, to make it easier for hackers to attack my website.

‪you, a fool: “comics, tv, film”‬

‪me, an intellectual: “rectangle-based storytelling”‬

The Matrix (1999) taught us a valuable lesson. If someone deadnames you, then you should hit them with a train

cursed guy fieri kink shitpost 

guy fieri has fistpig energy, I've said it before and I'll say it again

cursed guy fieri kink shitpost 

@byttyrs Certainly, the most Guy Fieri-like Pokemon is Emboar, if that's what you mean.

Weirdly not grateful for the white people who adopted me and pressed me into becoming a therapist, nurse, and crisis intervention worker for their grown asses

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Irritated because someone else's manager sent me an email nagging me to urgently finish up something I had finished days ago.

If you want to know the status of something, that's what the task board is for.

5 jobs working well below a living wage in an Amazon storehouse where you get fired for going to take a piss is equal to 5 new accountants bc they're both jobs, you see. in fact since the Amazon workers are probably also doing Uber rideshares since they can't afford to live, that's actually 10 jobs! what a marvelous economy

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this website talks about doctor mario more than any other website I've ever been on, and I'm including both the mario wiki and smash wiki in that

homebrew, jailbroken gender, and having services to facilitate whatever the hell kinda body can make your life worthwhile? good, love that. top-down gender impositions, and being turned away from the aforementioned services for doing gender wrong? bad. sexual and reproductive violence, and perpetually-precarious nuclear families that hide the crimes of child abusers from the intervention of other adults? bad.

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asking a cat if she's read anything François Guidoffe wrote on the subject

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I am willing to make any move and any lifestyle change that will make nobody ever talk to me about Marvel fillums or Game of Thrones or future media in the same niche

Linux Mint’s default desktop environment is Cinnamon. Shouldn’t that be renamed to Cinnamint?

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