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body, gross 

Stretching my stiff neck and hearing it crack like I'm walking on the surface of a thawing pond.

What if we put Wario's head on top of A Cyberdemon's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

White people'll be like, "I don't understand why women would be so attracted to Prince" then go wild for white men who like hadrosaurs and early evolutions of the horse.

friendly reminder that you shouldn't nitpick the term "antisemitism". Yes, there are plenty of other Semitic groups, but Jews did not pick the term.

It was invented by German race scientists in the 19th century because "Judenhass", meaning "Jew-hatred", was getting bad press. So they coined antisemitism instead in order to switch to a more scientific-sounding justification for their bigotry, especially one that would fit into their racist categories.

They should make a Pocketmans game where you don't have to be a child.

Why can't I roleplay an almost 40yo, quitting my job in IT to become a Pocketmans trainer?

"If a connection is novel enough to be patented, that really just means that the person filing the patent has a mental landscape different enough from the patent examiner that different connections seem obvious, but similar enough that these new connections can be communicated. (The relative nature of novelty is highlighted by the domain of software patents, wherein basic concepts or forty year old practices get approved by patent clerks whose background is generally in mechanical engineering.)"

So I have discovered that Adam Driver was being discussed because he is in a movie together with Scarlet JoImnotlookinguphowthatsspelled.

It is a movie called Marriage Story and is about two rich white people going through a divorce.

That is, like, so many layers of things that specifically do not appeal to me.

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two hot enbies would never be allowed to date. it would never happen

Apple actually is really into isopods. They just keep misspelling "isopod", which is how we wound up with iPods and iOS.

illegally smuggling mankeys into Galar to sell them as pets to people who will get murdered by it when they evolve

mobile gamers are real gamers and deserve to be oppressed equally

@Purrplenekoboi There's an entire genre dedicated to just that ;)

Some of them are like sci-fi background music, which is awesome

youtube.com/results?search_que

@fenwick67 You might enjoy this. These are some *wild* ambient noises (on par with movie special effects) made with loop cassettes

youtube.com/watch?v=fsM2_yNImV

Bad idea; techbros don't actually do this; holiday mention 

Non-techbros: Lol wouldn't it suck if [terrible idea]? Bahaha can you imagine

Techbros: Okay it took some work, but I read 1984 and I made your idea happen in real life. TV's record your convos now so they can be accessed without a warrant by law enforcement.

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Look. I get it. Some folks are into lizards. I just think it's unfair that everyone else EXCEPT lizards masquerading as lanky white men are held to a different standard.

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Scrolling down a thread claiming that Adam Driver is hot until I reach the first post claiming that Benedict Detectiveshow is hot, too

People say transitioning to renewable energy sources is hard, acting like drilling for oil and digging coal out of a fucking mountain is a cake walk.

🎶unless the person was famous before transition🎶
🎶there's literally no reason to ever include a deadname in a Wikipedia article🎶

secrets of synthesis, Wendy Carlos, music 

Took the time to listen to Secrets of Synthesis by Wendy Carlos, essentially her lecture CD about working with synthesizer timbres for good orchestration.

A few particularly interesting parts to me:

* I constantly heard timbres and sounds that reminded me of the Final Fantasy 6 soundtrack. This interests me mainly because I always thought of the SPC mostly as a sampler, but I really do have to conclude those sounds were synthesized then sampled.

Somebody once told me
There's a statue in the Gobi
That's mostly gone from over the knees
Visage lying in the sand
With a sneer of cold command
Cuz the sculptor knew how to please

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Empires falling and statues crumbling
Check out the words he left behind
On the statue in the desert that nobody can find:

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