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so the neoliberal framework within which all workers are independent contractors and thus stripped of all protection and bargaining power, is good, actually

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hmm. i am an artist and i am not wealthy. that means i can either 1) sell my labor to survive or 2) create products directly and be required enter into exploitative publishing and marketplace relations to survive. i love being an "artisan" who controls the means of production!

Reading posts speculating on how things would be different if women were bigger than men, while being much smaller than either of my partners

Joker wearing checkerboard vans and a newsy cap and suspenders. “You wanna know how I got this ska?”

repetition 

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat i'm a kitty cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

What is wrong with me. Why don't I want to hear about or enjoy movies about sad white men in broken cishet relationships?

"Wow I love that" ok fuck do I just not understand movies

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Podcast is playing clips from "Her" and now I actively want to work to avoid listening

"Actually, you should like this person because they served in the U.S. military"

Are they currently against the U.S. military? No? Uhhhh pass

The feud being, Morrissey repeatedly insulting Robert Smith for no particular reason, and then Robert Smith forgetting about it for 20 years

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Every time the Internet involuntarily blasts my face-sensors with information about Marriage Story, I dislike it even more, even though I've never seen it. It's like a movie engineered to be hateable.

The Michigan Micro Mote is allegedly as capable as an x86 from the early 90s. And it’s a computer, not just a bare CPU (although it lacks internal storage)

Which means it can probably run Doom

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Body horror 

Pissing out bone meal and marrow, throwing up clots of dark, gelatinous blood. Within a few months, you are shrunken within your own skin -- a shriveled, elfin figure. You've lost so much mucle snd your bones sre achey and brittle that you can no longer walk upright. When you try to speak, you merely emit unintelligible barks and chittering sounds. You live out the rest of your days hiding in the brush along a highway.

Headcanon: When Penny says "They carted Old So and So off to Urinetown the other day." in the opening song of Urinetown: the Musical, it's the same So and So featured in Teen Girl Squad

> Archaeologists—predominantly male—gave ancient ages names like “Iron” and “Bronze,” rather than “Pottery” or “Flax.” This implies that metal objects were the principal features of these times, when they are simply often the most visible and long-lasting remnants.

Kassia St. Clair discusses weaving in prehistory, in an excerpt from her book about the history of fabric. lithub.com/what-if-we-called-i

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[makes a jick dorsey joke for the .05% of people who remember Kingdom of Loathing]

dude probably thinks federation means putting more feds in it

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the axis of evil but it's Spain, the United Kingdom, and the United States

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