Guinea pigs have been domesticated for at least 3000 years. Hamsters were domesticated in the 1700s. Mice and rats --1800s. Gerbils were first bred for the pet trade in the 1960s.

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 14, 2019, 16:25

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 14, 2019, 16:25

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hot take

"Gay people can't drive" is butch erasure

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 14, 2019, 16:21

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 14, 2019, 16:21

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I ordered RAM from Crucial and the shipping service they use sent the package to my local post office. And then the post office sent it to Pennsylvania.

It is currently 2 days past due and in New Jersey.

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 14, 2019, 16:04

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**Sydney “The Word” Falk** @sydneyfalk@elekk.xyz · Dec 14, 2019, 16:04

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Sydney “The Word” Falk @sydneyfalk@elekk.xyz

all objects are from the past

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 14, 2019, 14:41

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**laser** @laser@radical.town · Dec 14, 2019, 14:41

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laser @laser@radical.town

The forbidden sixth borough of new york: umami

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 14, 2019, 12:59

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**⚸ Gotham Strong** @wintgenstein@radical.town · Dec 14, 2019, 12:59

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⚸ Gotham Strong @wintgenstein@radical.town

a thing i think about often is that hirohiro araki the mangaka of jojo's bizarre adventure is just a straight man. but he's somehow like keyed into the gay male mindset so much that the gay male gaze is absolutely dripping in almost every panel

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 14, 2019, 02:38

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**Scott Dracula** @steviemcfly@radical.town · Dec 14, 2019, 02:38

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Scott Dracula @steviemcfly@radical.town

Tired: City of Brotherly Love
Wired: City of Bromance

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**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 14, 2019, 01:44

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**WORLD SERIES CHAMPION** @dankwraith@monads.online · Dec 14, 2019, 01:44

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WORLD SERIES CHAMPION @dankwraith@monads.online

it whips ass that the right wing can call anyone they want an anti semite for no reason while also openly funding neo nazis

**orthogonal to alive** · Sep 11, 2018, 18:58

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**Midjourney Sanders** @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website · Sep 11, 2018, 18:58

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Midjourney Sanders @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

6c6ba762891b26b9.png

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**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 13, 2019, 21:38

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**mason** @sweetmercury@jorts.horse · Dec 13, 2019, 21:38

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@j997922 they never show the astronauts making toilet wine but we know they do.

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 21:39

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 21:39

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Me: I'm not a furry
Also me: I need more stickers of fat little wolves, for when I'm feeling cute and saucy

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**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 13, 2019, 20:50

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**lexi (radtown forever 2021)** @velexiraptor@radical.town · Dec 13, 2019, 20:50

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lexi (radtown forever 2021) @velexiraptor@radical.town

there's two types of trans fashion: exposing as much of your torso as is societally acceptable, and wearing something so baggy people can assume your torso is literally any possible shape

**orthogonal to alive** · Dec 13, 2019, 18:45

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**Trans Women Are Real Women** @bunnyjane@lazer.pizza · Dec 13, 2019, 18:45

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Trans Women Are Real Women @bunnyjane@lazer.pizza

"Weird flex but OK" I say to Popeye right before getting punched out to sea while literal battleship guns fire off in his biceps somehow.

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 21:25

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 21:25

Dec 13, 2019, 21:25

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It's actually kind of hilarious to think about Steve Jobs hating Bill Gates so much that he approved multiple ads, including one that played during the Super Bowl, featuring actors that looked like Bill.

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 21:01

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 21:01

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Where is the Telegram stickerset for rotund wolf-boys?

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 19:57

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 19:57

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On top of all this, the top 2 Billboard Hot 100 singles were

Believe, by Cher

and No Scrubs, by TLC

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**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 19:45

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 19:45

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1999 was the year that the following songs were all released:

1. Mambo No. 5
2. All Star
3. Smooth
4. Nookie
5. Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen)
6. Steal My Sunshine
7. Thong Song
8. All the Small Things
9. Livin' The Vida Loca
10. My Name is

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 19:02

**orthogonal to alive** @avi@computerfairi.es · Dec 13, 2019, 19:02

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I grew up being told that mambo and disco and new wave were corny music, but this was the same era that brought us fucking nu metal. I would 10000% rather listen to campy dance music than that shit