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some ones that me and @martyav came up with:

- outrun_outlook
- clippy_the_hedgehog
- earthbound_powershell
- nethack_internet_explorer
- doom_defragger
- excel_saga_excel
- minesweeper_minesweeper
- ancient_domains_of_word
- SKyPES_into_dreams

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I'm such a hipster that I was feeling like an unemployable, immature, anxious failure way back in 2009 and it sucked ass!

So glad Harry Potter is over so I no longer have to hear about J.K. Rowling

bot 

muntazer al-zaidi is my best friend

pedophilia 

Tbh there was a lot a lot a lot of sexualizing of child actors and singers in the 90s.

I think about how that kid from Terminator 2 was more or less openly being abused by his on-set tutor and that was treated like he was a stone cold 13 year old hunk, instead of, you know, horrifying.

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Seeing a screenshot from "Hit Me Baby One More Time" just reminds me of how fucking creepy the late 90s were re: Catholic school girls.

Jeez that was awful.

Hello!!!! Are you done with your cereal!!!! Can I have the milk!!!!!!!!

Tbh, based on my dating history, my type is "taller nerd who talks to me about Pokemon"

Granted, I'm 5'1, so all nerds are taller nerds

tbh can we stop doing the thing with clothes and shoes and stuff where we have gendered women's sizes and men's sizes and they are offset from each other by some arbitrary amount and extremely not standardized between manufacturers
and
just like
have universal sizing

So glad Harry Potter is over so I no longer have to hear about J.K. Rowling

Politics 

Can't impeach a president for dropping bombs on brown people, locking up and trying children, hitting turbo on filling the air with carbon or slashing food stamps when wages are stagnant. Or, you know, being a literal rapist.

But you can impeach a president over some shit about Ukraine and Hunter Biden.

This is such unmitigated nerd shit. This is ruling class solidarity nonsense. This is kayfabe. This has nothing to do with me.

@body like I happen to like yoga, but the specifics aren't the big deal here. when people do the Let's Bond Over What Media Commodities We Both Consume thing I'm like. I don't really like movies... or TV. or podcasts. can't really do longform fiction anymore. nope, not into superheroes,

I learned about the method of accurately and comprehensively describing cultures and civilizations. It's interesting.

— Zasit Olinedtûl, Potash Maker

a ghost is simply a roommate that your landlord can't evict

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I got a hot take here that implies that everyone who lives in a city is rich, while also lamenting how awful and ugly and dirty the "inner city" is. Just let me pull it out of ass right now. It's really up high there. Might take a bit.

as of the latest windows 10 update, w10 home users can no longer opt to use a local account, microsoft accounts are mandatory

...unless you disconnect from the internet before starting the installer, in which case the supposedly removed option is back again

howtogeek.com/442609/confirmed

@Absolutely_Blakely my cat is actually damaged by forcing people to be a bit like "if you have for real

blutosexual (sexually attracted to Popeye the Sailor Man's romantic rival Bluto)

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