orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

after seriously considering the text, wherein the titular subject is named both as a "dandy" and said to call his feathered hat "macaroni" - a term that at the time meant fashionable, perhaps equivalent to modern slang of "on fleek", while being commended for being "handy" with women, i am inexorably drawn to one single conclusion:

yankee doodle is a fuccboi

cool fact: until last year, the bank of montreal only allowed you to have six character long passwords, and they could only use alphanumeric characters (0-9 and a-z), and on top of that, all letters were saved as their T9 equivalent (e.g. "ABC" became "111" because those are the corresponding digits on a phone keypad), meaning that there were a grand total of one million different possible passwords, for a bank with several million users

https://blog.keigher.ca/2016/01/bank-of-montreal-has-horrible-password.html

Disrupting the industry by funneling even more profit to even fewer people

@melissasage @salameleon apparently I’m sid_meiers_iexplore_centauri

It's okay to enjoy something that's problematic; it is not okay to shut down critique because you enjoy it. :3

People on this website be like "I'm not a furry but....."

just reread the chat where we came up with these and i don't know what Past Melissa was thinking when she didn't include bonzibuddy_banjokazooie in this post

your hacker name is your favorite video game from the 90s + your least favorite windows program, in snakecase

hi everyone i'm pokemon_powerpoint

some ones that me and @martyav came up with:

- outrun_outlook
- clippy_the_hedgehog
- earthbound_powershell
- nethack_internet_explorer
- doom_defragger
- excel_saga_excel
- minesweeper_minesweeper
- ancient_domains_of_word
- SKyPES_into_dreams

So glad Harry Potter is over so I no longer have to hear about J.K. Rowling

dj chicken transition