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Listening to Deltron 3030 in anticipation of the next 1010 years

Fashion in the early 2000s was so bad that I didn't realize I was dysphoric. I just thought I had common sense.

Weezer's "Pork and Beans" is at the center of the Venn diagram, "Bad music from the 2000s" and "Unfunny memes from the 2000s"

Chuck Norris jokes are the spiky frosted tips of comedy

The mid 2000s are to humor what the early 2000s were to fashion: an unmitigated disaster

Chocolate Rain was a bizarre thing to meme on. I think even one of the guys from Green Day made a joke video...about how funny it is...that some slightly awkward kid is recording a song...?

I don't even think that Newt guy from Pacific Rim is a real scientist. He has very odd ideas about what dinosaurs were. I think he just snuck in and pretended to know biology.

Griffin McElroy, but more openly gay

I mean, thank goodness, but why? The Gregorian calendar is even named after a pope. It's not like he was thinking, "If I made the secular year start on Christmas, it would make all those people I consider below me/outright evil feel left out."

Hey.

Since Christmas is supposed to be the birthday of Jesus, and the Gregorian calendar counts years in an AD/BC system starting from the birth of Jesus...why doesn't New Years Day coincide with Christmas?

In order to afford such a domain name, the Cherry Poppin Daddies must have bought www.daddies.com in 1998, which coincidentally is the same year they had their big hit, "White Guys Singing About Mexican Teens Being Beaten by Sailors During WWII"

To-day I learned that www.daddies.com is not a porn site.

It is owned by the Cherry Poppin Daddies.

Even tho that may still sound like porn, it actually is just a bad 90s ska band.