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I copy-pasted, so the weird repeated references to the time of year are on them, not me

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The school I am paying $900 to every month: This holiday season, please consider making a donation to us in your year-end giving

still the best dadist meme. I wish I was forced to eat and live in northern Pennsylvania with the family

Every generation looks back on their teen years with fondness, unless you grew up in the late 90s, which were objectively the nadir of fashion, music, and overall culture.

"move fast and break things": Silicon Valley startup founder who got rich on vulture capital, or me, hyperactive and clumsy as fuck?

any media that you can totally avoid consuming yourself and yet can reconstruct the plot of just from details you overhear people who aren't even your friends discussing? your gamer thrones, avenge hers, etc.? gets the wall

Real worker complaints: my back is destroyed, I'm riddled with anxiety, I have no health care, my boss is harassing me and I might get fired of I report it, I'm tired all the time, I might lose my home

Cop complaints: they wrote pig on my coffee but actually they didn't and it was really me

@byttyrs 🎶 Jesse's girl's mom has gooooot it goin' on 🎶

a TERF: trans women are misogynists who reify gender stereotypes, and that's why I am bravely feministing about them

also a TERF: here's a candid picture of noted cis actress Keira Knightley in a swimsuit, probably taken against her will. I will now go through a point by point analysis of every part of this picture that I think is 'masculine' to support my argument that she's not really a woman

Lou Shitpost, the poor guy who has trouble being taken seriously

mastodon: uwutopian socialism
twitter: marxist-leninist-JFKism
tumblr: queer pseudo-anarchist thunderdome
reddit: actually russell's teapot disproves your post, which i quote verbatim: "pee piss poo i like to eat rocks"

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leftbook: hello NSA i want to do a communist revolution where we shoot this random guy who slightly disagrees with me

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Rawring 20's, it means i love you in dinosaur

Jan 1: updating a yarn file on an incomplete project I put on the web

*thoughtfully stroking my moustache* Triumph of the Will is objectively a masterpice. I know this because it's what I've been told by many powerful people and institutions, and why in the world would anyone have a vested interest in promoting *checks notes* literal nazi propaganda

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