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the fact that there are ten million different genres of music in 4/4 with drums and guitars but that a century of recorded music from literally hundreds of different countries is expected to just fit under the absurd "world music" umbrella tell you all you need to know about the white mindset

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joss whedon is the most punchable man alive

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empty objects are also Marxist-Leninists

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you do all of American history that the marvel movies are propaganda, which, yeah, but it's unabashedly libertarian, even if it's a version of the showrunners. and the events leading up to tournaments lol #deathtoamerica

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my muscles, my muscles, my muscles, my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

I can't believe Tekkud Crabhame is dead. That did not shock me.

— Tekkud Kuletìtdùn, chief medical dwarf

@nuel *sigh* just another day at the office,, time to drone strike 30 farmers in one go from the comfort my here gamer chair.

*cut to footage of the locals who have been living in terror of the skies for the past 15 years*

*one of the famers, sensing the bomb's approach, looks straight into the eye of the drone camera, and says* your just doing you're job man, i understand

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Kinkshaming the local lantern festival for having a giant alligator that you can walk through, via the mouth

This post brought to by the recent episode that opens with Hodgman meow-singing

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John Hodgman and Melissa are like when two completely unrelated lineages of animals both converge on a certain morphology, except instead of bodily adaptations it's being humorously pedantic and meowing

The main problem with me developing this fun new persona, is that I am too uncomfortable even contemplating it to explore it any further than lies of omission in social settings.

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if the average masto user were alive in the 1960s they would call the black panther party tankies and counter protest their stuff. if they were in California they would work with the state and the nra to take away their guns. the only reason they don't do this now is because they're self aware of how racist they'd get called.

For 2020 I'm developing a new persona: A cishet man with a normal childhood.

I played in Little League games, did Boy Scouts, watched age-appropriate movies, read age-appropriate books, and at no point attended an all-girls high school.

Six days after the Feast of Queer Love you sleep with Clayton Pontiac, your artistic rival.

Society is like a yellow submarine in that we all live in one

medieval homophobe: God designed you to take it up the ass and be overwhelmingly beautiful to men, and for the sin of going against the role God assigned to men by going with the role God assigned to you specifically, God is gonna send you to Hell and we're gonna kick you out of Christian society
John Calvin, centuries later: [furiously taking notes]

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