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sweet terms for your significant other:
- anomaly
- unknown entity
- singularity
- noneuclidean manifold

who wants to shoot up chlorophyll and telomerase with me?

(telomerase is the stuff they put in the lobsters to make them immortal)

I used to be part of a online Risk playing website, but I left when I visited the forums and saw that one of the mods had a confederate flag avatar.

Eye contact 

I want to buy @melissasage horse shirt because it's at a bizarre intersection of her interests

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w.r.t. defederation 

to people complaining about defederation

we have a right to kick out people from our friend groups

we have a right to kick out people from other, more physical, communities

so why is it a problem NOW? is it because you can't spread your toxic garbage to people who don't want it - unlike on twitter where moderation is so garbage you might just avoid detected and get the other person banned instead?

you have no power here. go be a dick somewhere else.

not that i think anyone here is particularly excited for this film, but if you still have any interest in Adam (adaptation of the book of the same name), this article is worth a browse - themarysue.com/adam-movie-arie

massive, massive cw for explicit transphobia, homophobia, etc. - the article contains a cw that has more details.

the treatment of trans extras - being lied to about what film, etc. - is new information that is pretty important, and also incredibly depressing. :(

abuse 

Big big thanks to my mother for harassing me on social media the minute she heard I was doing well.

Any time I get a peek at the infrastructure of something, it's all kludges and duct tape, it's really a wonder anything works at all.

I was a vote tally worker for the Associated Press once, do you know they do all that shit by having people call in the results from the polls? Clerks type in the numbers by hand. It's not automated in the least.

Infosecxistentialism: We are all condemned to be pwned, act accordingly

if your theory of how learned gender roles or innate preferences or w/e is why there're fewer women programmers than men doesn't explain why there used to be *more* women then men doing programming -- why software used to be "women's work" -- your theory is wrong.

did you know: "computer" used to be a *profession,* and it was women's work. The Manhattan Project had rooms full of computers sitting at desks working out the differential equations that nuclear physics needed to work. The computers wore dresses.

Because, somehow, everybody just knew that it was totally okay for girls to do calculus but physics? that was a man's job.

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The thing about adult Muppet parodies is, that the Muppets already touch on adult themes, so the best way to approach it would just to play everything very straightfaced and super seriously, instead of going for easy shock humor. Look, we all know Kermit fucks.

coming up with some kind of unscrupulous scientist character just so I can call her Helvetica Scenario

i would like to take this moment to remind everyone that the HTC Dream, aka T-Mobile G1, aka Google G1, the first consumer Android phone, a real phone made by a real company sold for real money to real customers, had a bug where every keypress on the hardware keyboard was silently forwarded to a root shell

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