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@melissasage You're gonna end up on the streets and you're gonna be grateful for the freedom to starve

@melissasage frankly it says a lot that the best thing you guys can say about america is that *at least* you're "free"

"Wa is Wa Rio's family name and Wa Luigi took it when they got married" is the hill I will die on

Hot Teletubbies take 

Millenials are the gayest generation, due to Teletubbies. Tinky Winky's purse was devastatingly effective.

Gomez/Morticia, the original short king/tall queen

lewd 

"Congenital human baculum deficiency": a paper theorizing that the story of Adam's rib was actually about his penis bone.

cabinetmagazine.org/issues/28/

Putting The Strokes, The Modern Lovers, and The Replacements all on the same playlist and try to guess who's singing

What kind of dad are you?

Bear dad
Bad dad
Ghost dad
Hot dad
Cold dad
Pun dad
Leather dad

There are a lot of racist hippies there who hate PoC moving in, and they try to coach it as criticism of, specifically, Amazon. I guess they figure everyone hates Amazon.

You can tell they're being racist, because when they complain about Amazon, it's not about how the company treats workers, but about who Amazon is hiring.

You can also tell because it usually takes them another 4 seconds before they start explicitly whining about Muslims and Indians etc.

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Every day I think about how Seattle was so white, that tech companies hiring people aggressively has resulted in the city becoming less white.

DOOM is merely a continuation in a long western tradition of artistic depictions of hell, but with a distinctly American twist. in Dantes inferno Dante goes to hell to learn about it. in DOOM you go to hell to kick its ass. in this essay i will

Looking to learn about puberty blockers for a trans girl 

My step-kid is a 12-year old trans girl and wants to start taking puberty blockers. We don't know what the process is like, what hoops she'll have to jump through, etc. Her psychiatrist didn't know either (she is planning to get back to us, likely with a referral though). We would appreciate it if anybody can point us at a good resource! We live in the US. (Florida)

RT @rob_sheridan@birdsite.link
When I’m President Of Video Games, all games will have an “adults with busy lives” feature.

“Hi, I see you haven’t played this game in a month. Here’s a reminder of the last things you did and where you need to go next. Press X for a quick tutorial of the controls you forgot.”

twitter.com/rob_sheridan/statu

It's particularly weird that cyberpunk is presented as this highly awesome technologically augmented human society, when really cyberpunk is about the increased gap between the masses and the elite. With the elite using technology to control, oppress and observe the masses under the guise of technology being useful.

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