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Morticia and Gomez are Goals except my wife and I are both just Gomez - stupid in love w/ each other: none elegance with left DORK

I go hahahahah but you don’t know from where

Because I think this one is undershared.

I just remembered that Aubrey Beardsley was basically the Joker

thinking about how scientific skeptics would criticize Reagan for having a court astrologer that he consulted, and not literally everything else he ever did

Bowl with Human Feet, Predynastic Egypt, 3900–3650 B.C.[1500x1500]

“A Matter of Inches!”, Munsingwear, in LIFE Magazine, 1940 https://advertisingpics.tumblr.com/post/188418444463/a-matter-of-inches-munsingwear-in-life

oh god the teens are gonna rediscover nu metal

what if you had two cats and they switched bodies and they didn't even realize because they're just cats but you were like "why is this one so much more personable now, and the other ones hides so much" or something

*boomer voice* I'm worried about children becoming addicted to changing their gender pronouns

“Off-leash dog area” otherwise known as “dog PvP enabled zone.”

imagining an alternative solarpunk universe where public transport is trivial and easy to literally every part of the planet and libertarian weirdos are super into cars the way that they're into zeppelins in this universe

Hello here is a photoshopped picture of Guy Fieri looking like a normal dad that I think of a lot.

🏩 unfortunate aid request 🏩 I’m a disabled/chronically ill afrolatinx trans person. My doctor thinks I have internal bleeding causing chronic anemia. He told me I need to get a colonoscopy & endoscopy ASAP (he tried to schedule it on my birthday next wk 😭). Problem is, it costs $250 per procedure for copay. I can’t afford $500. If anyone can help, I’d be so grateful. “Proof” in photos below. Plz boost. 💓

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