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oh sick party bro. there isn't even any charles mingus playing. no body is even dancing like drake to charles mingus sober in the living room. Fuck out of here bro

a guide to types of women 

normal women: women who are perpendicular to the floor plane

natural women: women who are a non-negative integer

regular women: women who are equiangular and equilateral

real women: women contained within the complete ordered field

you can't convince me that goku knows what sex is

lawful: primes are numbers that are only divisible by themselves or 1, therefore 1 is prime
neutral: primes are numbers that have exactly two positive divisors, therefore 1 is not prime
chaotic: primes are numbers that can only be divisible by themselves. therefore, 1 cannot exist. do not talk to me about the existence of 1, you cannot change my mind

if you think that my entire existence can be boiled down to a struggle to propagate my genes, please get the fuck away from me forever.

so much of evolutionary psychology is based on the morally diseased notion of equating straight sex with success, and in so doing justify the idea that its an inborn genetic inevitability for men to be sex crazed monsters who carry no responsibility and will fuck any woman they can, because evolution! postmodernism indeed.

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a haiku:
They are complete crooks!!!!!!
Definitely won't come back!
They have to be stopped.

Fuck meow wolf for stealing my brand. I'm the only wolf that meows around here

It's really telling what Boomers glamorize as part of their 60s golden age of young people caring about politics. It's all about peace and love and the Beatles and fun drugs, with the civil rights protests just a side story

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Boomers have always been desperately insisting that young people are lazy and apolitical, until something scary happens, like the WTO protests or Occupy or BLM, then we're easily led pawns and too violent

When Telegram creates a Halloween sticker set that is literally you

Im still cracking up. You all have seen Charlie's usually glorious fluffy fur. Today I was brushing him and there's been a lot of static from the wind and-

Fester Addams is just goth Michel Foucault

Come to our #hackathon next month!

WHAT: Hackathon, developer discussion, free food
WHEN: SAT, November 16, 2019
WHERE: New York City
WHO: YOU!

Eben Moglen will also be delivering a speech at the hackathon! Don't miss it. 😉

Join us in #NYC!

REGISTER: freedomboxfoundation.org/news/

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