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Outraged by horny chunky rodents

Hey, can we just talk about the oddly horny Telegram sticker set that is Melie the Cavy.

There are many many stickers in this set emphasizing the cavy's huge ass and/or asshole.

I could buy that it was all innocent...

...but then there's the fucking sticker of the "thicc" cavy saucily smacking its own rump and nodding, with a gift bow tied around its stomach.

I use it all of the time, and it's fucking horny as hell.

Love that I never know wtf is going on with masto drama, because my instance already has the bad actors blocked

2019 and still boggling that anyone thought "ethics in video game journalism" was a good, strong, interesting issue to use as a cover for blatant misogyny.

Since restarting HRT, my stomach swings wildly between having more muscle definition than ever before, and presenting as a hot dad gut.

Both have their virtues, though having a belly that sticks out further than my chubby tits DOES extend the number of tops I can wear without binding.

Making your monogamous relationship poly won't save it, but it WILL cause drama and give you more things to argue about than your actual problems, so there's that.

DJ spring section only plays Rush (and Megaman ocremix tracks)

The time I told a friend's roommate I was polyamorous, and he assumed I was regularly attending orgies. I don't have the cardio for that.

It's always extremely funny when one partner insists to the other on opening up the relationship for shitty reasons, then gets jealous when the other partner winds up getting more play than them.

An RPG where you gradually realize that your HP/MP and healing items work the way that they do because you are a robot. Everything and everyone is mechanical.

Oh, there's a mine cart level? Well, I guess the game is over and I am through playing it!

Weird how all these games I play always end with impossible to complete mine cart levels!