orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

ever think about how copyright length should be like 20-30 years max? but that will never happen because it's not in the interest of multinational corporations whose entire business model depends on IPs older than my grandmother? yeah me neither

"girls and gays" --> defends astrology extremely sincerely, wanted a gay best friend when she was in middle school, sells MLM schemes on her Instagram account to her friends
"Women and femmes" --> has a PhD in underwater basket weaving studies, regularly convinced by fake r/relationship posts, lives in either Portland and/or Brooklyn, despises anti Italian sentiment online

It's incredibly sad when I look up in the winter while walking through New York City where greenery is a scarce and precious resource and see tree after tree on the side of the street that must be 20-30 years old and they're COVERED in mistletoe.

Those trees, which could have lived for decades longer, are being killed. Why? Because Christians went and imported a deadly plant from Europe that has no use other than as a Christmas ornament to the Americas.

Don't make the problem worse.

bears are cool

resolving to be cool and do my own thing, blazing a trail for ppl who wanna be like me in the future

‪you, a fool: “comics, tv, film”‬

‪me, an intellectual: “rectangle-based storytelling”‬

The Matrix (1999) taught us a valuable lesson. If someone deadnames you, then you should hit them with a train

guy fieri has fistpig energy, I've said it before and I'll say it again

@byttyrs Certainly, the most Guy Fieri-like Pokemon is Emboar, if that's what you mean.

5 jobs working well below a living wage in an Amazon storehouse where you get fired for going to take a piss is equal to 5 new accountants bc they're both jobs, you see. in fact since the Amazon workers are probably also doing Uber rideshares since they can't afford to live, that's actually 10 jobs! what a marvelous economy

this website talks about doctor mario more than any other website I've ever been on, and I'm including both the mario wiki and smash wiki in that

THIS FRONT-END DEVELOPER JUST WANTS TO CRASH COMPUTERS AND DRINK BOURBON ON THE ROCKS
https://tshirtsbot.com/product/this-front-end-developer-just-wants-to-crash-computers-and-drink-bourbon-on-the-rocks/

noise rock [remastered for sound quality]