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We have so much real shit to be upset about, and people spread absolute garbage like, "Your girl-children are going to be kidnapped by perverts!" if any of these dinguses really cared about human trafficking, they'd be fighting for immigrants working under abject conditions in sweat shops and on farms.

I need to stay the fuck off Twitter because now I'm seeing shit about imaginary sex traffickers kidnapping children off the street in white vans, like we're reliving all the moral panics of the 80s again.

Going for that male Octoling haircut

Buying the first foldable laptop. From 1982. The Grid Compass. Very innovative clamshell design.

I've spent an hour reading commentary on the oldest Archie Sonic comics. The ones before the echidna-obsessed weirdo joined the staff. The ones with puns.

Do trans men exist? It's more likely than you think

Congratulations to Marriage Story for dragging Reylo discourse back to life, despite having nothing to do with Star Wars

Officially starting petition to ban gentiles from insisting Adam Driver "looks Jewish" when in fact he "looks like an azhdarchid"

Ok, I immediately realized that Slaking is a giant sloth, but you know what I mean

I want an all-prehistoric Pokemon game. A game where I can have a giant sloth, and a quadrupedal whale

Marriage Story sounds like an updated for 2019 movie equivalent of the Great American Novel that's about a horny English professor who cheats on his wife.

I don't even know why I tried.

I tried to alert my company to a guy going around pretending to be an employee to scam people.

I got a phone call from a big dummy who didn't look at the screenshot I had attached, and who was very stern about me NOT giving out private information about employees.

"How did you get his name?" Uhhh it's in the screenshot? On a public website? This person doesn't work for us?