Show newer

I grew up being told that mambo and disco and new wave were corny music, but this was the same era that brought us fucking nu metal. I would 10000% rather listen to campy dance music than that shit

Perez Prado, the god that gifted us the riff from "Mambo No. 5" is genuinely good, tho, and you should listen to him. He does that little yell a lot.

Linda coming in with a strong contender for Tweet of the Decade just under the wire

(uspol in image)

on sex education timing, unnecessary cancer scares 

In my fifth grade class, a few kids were worried they'd developed breast cancer. There were informative ads on TV at the time describing hard lumps in one breast which do not move freely. They'd scoured the library. The working theory was that the drainage field behind our school held toxic effluent.

This was, of course, normal early breast tissue development.

Selectively hiding information from children about their own bodies is cruel.

That extra t is there just to remind you of Scarlett O'Hara. Her parents knew her character from birth.

Show thread

half the people memeing on mambo no 5 weren't even alive when that song was released

Oh. I almost forgot. The fucking extra t's in her first name. Fuck that shit. That's the whitest thing I've ever seen.

Show thread

the people ask me "Melissa, you haven't posted a selfie in weeks, are you still hot??" and I would like to assure you that yes, I am

selfie no ec :BoostOK: #finefemmefriday

I don't know how many n's and/or s's are in Scartlet Johasnaahg's name, and I don't care to.

Every time I have to write that name, I resist the temptation to look it up and be correct.

Show thread

I've been mocking Adam Driver these days, but make no mistake: I also strongly dislike Scarleightte Johasnsnasnon

the red army choir singing Korobeiniki- better known in English as the Tetris theme- is basically exactly my brand

Listening to my custom Perez Prado B52s playlist

A mambo song without someone saying "mambo" would be like a ska song without someone saying "pickituppickitup!"

Show thread

Mambo is a good genre, because mambo songs always tell you what genre you're listening to.

absolutely floored to learn that Mambo No. 5 is a cover

people just don't realize how transphobia is literally a death sentence

folks really don't understand how excusing marginalizations at any fucking level excuses a society that shuns/bullies/kills people for fucking existing

@wintgenstein

In Empire of Democracy, Simon Reid-Henry argues that the actual purpose of privitisation is to take democratic accountability away of the institutions of the state. That way, their owners will quite reliably act along class interests, rather than the interests of the people.

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!