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What if we put Wario's head on top of Raphael's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

A 4 year degree attained after 7 years is still a degree. Graduation at 50 is still a graduation. A business started at 65 is still a business. It's okay to start over and it's okay to run at your own pace. Everyone works based on their time zone. You are very much on time.❤

See some reallllll galaxy brain takes on what is and is not racism from white ppl tonight

do you understand how racist it is to accuse someone of faking being POC because they dont act POC enough by your own white standards. good fucking gravy people.

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See some reallllll galaxy brain takes on what is and is not racism from white ppl tonight

hell yeah dude I love smash bros. what's a video game

Bigotry isn't always about hating a group of people for no reason. Often it's about not letting them make as many mistakes as priviledged people. Often it's about assuming malicious intent automatically. It is about not giving marginalised people as much leeway in what is acceptable and what is not. It's about holding them to a higher standard and punishing them more harshly for the same mistakes.

Mermaid Quake 

Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Mermaid Quake. Found her naked in a conference room screamin' "The beekeepers made me do it!"

people who read books: i think my favourite author is brilliant, but only thanks to the writers that influenced them and the resources that were available to them at the time as well as their generalised culture of course.

people who watch movies: my favourite director, whose movies hundreds of other people worked on, is a god king who can do no wrong

weight talk 

has officially turned to

Thank goodness I have built up a layer of warm, soft, protective chub, as part of the natural cycle of things

one thing you really gotta respect about those cinema buffs, they spend a lot of time watching movies they know upfront that they will not enjoy

Deliberately doing a bad job painting my nails to queer the concepts of "looking good" and "not being a hot mess"

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

i wish nerds cared about anything even 1/10th as much as they care about spoilers

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