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well, i know that i come by my "fuck css, fuck web design, fuck all this shit, we're going back to 2001, you will get a page wholly in html and MAYBE frames IF i am feeling SASSY but that is ONLY IF" occasional mood honestly, as my dad has been writing his blog by just hardcoding in the html for i think at least 20 years

Hey I got an idea got an idea for a movie: What if there was a 'bad' Santa Claus?

Y2K was a huge issue in computing that was replicated among many systems worldwide. The reason why the world at large never saw anything bad occur was that a lot of people worked extremely hard to update afflicted systems.

Developers who had worked on mainframe systems writing code in languages that hadn't been used in one of more decades came out of retirement and worked overtime.

And once it was fixed... that was it. Nothing happened. Nobody ran articles talking about this enormous effort.

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My objection to "The Lady, or the Tiger?" is that it discounts the possibility of tiger ladies

Little Cat is trying to convince me that she just HAPPENS to have flopped on her string, and she doesn't NEED me to wiggle it, but if I want to, I can

"This process should be inverted: a consistent UI that can be fully understood by end users should have its principles encoded, & a language & toolkit chosen to match this design."

@enkiv2 @ medium.com/@enkiv2/how-much-ba

I need HBO or someone to make a 10-season-long hour drama about the antebellum abolitionists, the most interesting people in all of American history

there's an extremely powerful woman on the subway dressed almost exactly like Jotaro Kujo, and it's made all the more powerful by the fact that it's 100% not a cosplay

if someone on the Internet doesn't like something you like you don't actually have to talk to them about it

I don't mind if you're big or have a cane but white women who decide they have to put their bag in my space and thank me when I try to get away from them are annoying as fuck.

Use your own lap or don't sit next to me, Karen

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How do you do, fellow programmers!

Would any of you like to learn about interfaces and semantics?

In 2020 we're not moving over when somebody decides to sit down next to us and put their bag on our lap

I think I made an old woman move after she sat down near me because she noticed my crummy nail polish

I have some personal news. I am still looking for work, am trying to pay off debt, and am working to get back into college. Problem is, I don't qualify for financial aid, despite unemployment, and my partners/friends are struggling.

I need to pay my bills at the end of the month.

If you can give anything at all, I would appreciate it. Please pitch in to either my Venmo (@FarahT) or Cashapp ($Underwraps77).

I also have a Patreon: patreon.com/Y3w_tree

Thank you so much for your support.

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The fediverse really knows how to drive a slightly humorous joke into the ground, huh

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