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Even worse game idea: bullet hell as a text adventure

You are at position 5,28. There are incoming bullets at 3,5, 6,9 and 12,7.

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You are at position 6,28. There are incoming bullets at 4,6, 6,10, 11,8, and 23,7.

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all caps 

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
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"Scientists give cuttlefish 3D glasses and shrimp films for vision study" theguardian.com/science/2020/j (there's a cute photo of a cuttlefish wearing red/blue stereo glasses, which turns out to work)

Quote: « “A lot of people said it wasn’t going to work,” Wardill said. “They said they’d rip the glasses off. They said there’d be ink in the tank.” »

Translation: "Fools! We showed them all!"

Plastic Love by Peach Kelli Pop is more punk than the Sex Pistols entire output

homonationalism 

But why is homonationalism wrong?

Well, imperialism bad; I think everyone who's read this thread up to this point probably agrees with that. The more insidious thing about homonationalism is the way that it erodes solidarity between people. The capitalist class loves it when we fight amongst ourselves, and setting gays against ethnic minorities is a favored tactic. During the marriage equality debate here in the USA conservatives would often talk about the black community as though it were uniquely homophobic. This wasn't true, but that's not the point: the point is pitting white gays against black straights and getting the chaos you cause to question their coalition just enough that you can pass some legislation that'll fuck over them both.

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I'd support the troops if they actually tried to protest these endless wars, but when you're reprogrammed to not think, you can't expect much.

dismantling the notion of "supporting the troops" in 2020 

@Absolutely_Blakely ex troops speaking out against US militarism and standing in solidarity with the people the US war machine pitted them against. You love to see it

Me 🤝 Fellow short king Michael J. Fox
Being 35 and looking 15

religion, current events, shitpost 

if iran blew up my student loan company i would convert to islam

focusing human history around war isn't just really boring, but a really pessimistic view of what humans do

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y'all: "really well-versed" in Iran/Iraq relations as presented by talking heads who have degrees in how to talk past your cognitive processes and are being paid by folk who have everything to gain from manipulating your understanding.

also y'all: completely unaware that the zapatistas added nearly a third to their territories over the last season

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I'm not gonna name names for this call-out, because it could apply to a LOT of you.

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"It's good to stay informed about global events" is a very large claim to make without support and yet almost everyone I know believes in it without question.

Paradoxically they also tend to be really unaware of what's happening in their own community, and usually only well-informed about a certain set of topics that famous talking heads go on about, so I find it really hard to talk about what's happening in the world with anyone who consumes the news.

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Tucked into this article about a weird Boeing software bug is something that I can't understand anyone being OK with:
theregister.co.uk/2020/01/08/b

Disney-styled racism, US his 

Disney's attempt at an "America-land" just outside DC was some real haunting shit. From big name historians taking sides in a nationally-covered court battle to absolutely slimy Southern governors. But more than anything, it's about how profoundly American Disney is, and vice versa

*CW* racism and Disney-washing, especially slavery, Indigenous genocide, immigration

Watch "Defunctland: The War for Disney's America" on YouTube
youtu.be/-oqDqnQR5Aw

misgendering 

Broke: Parents are forcing their tomboys to transition and be trans
Woke: Parents are forcing their trans kids to NOT transition and be tomboys

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misgendering 

I was a tomboy growing up, except that I had no interest in sports or being rowdy, and cried a lot. But I sure hated wearing dresses and being called a girl!!!!

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