Suricrasia Online (Inactive) @blackle@computerfairi.es
Moved to -> @SuricrasiaOnline
Joined Apr 2017
blackle morisanchetto: the captain of the suricrasia online mastodon account social network brand management experience https://computerfairi.es/media/2fDEV2YKCRHzk5Qgts4
suricrasia online is a corporate run mastodon account where the social media team is just a bunch of dogfish in a flooded boardroom
@squirrel the fish is trying to debug a router by unplugging it and then replugging it
troubleshooting fishie
@squirrel the phrasing of this conjures the image of some people clapping while standing around a cage with tiny furry creatures inside
"your password contains the word 'squishy', this is.. uh.. not allowed.. unfortunately >///>"
@squirrel let me fax📠you that magnet link, friend
your password cannot contain lewd words because our server will get flustered and start dropping packets
Suricrasia Online (Inactive)
boosted
"The Password you have entered must be 8-32 characters long and must not contain any of the following characters: ~ ; < > " & [ ] { } ( ) space and the word script or userid"
seduce local bands
fursona fucker CS4
fursona designer CS4
finally got around to registering suricrasia.online
if I change my display name to "Suricrasia of Online" does that make me official weird sun twitter material?
suricrasia online offers VIP packages that include bondage sessions where CAT-5 cables are used in place of rope
suricrasia online uses dark fibre to connect you to where you're needed most: the shadow realm
Suricrasia Online (Inactive)
boosted
mister sand
bring me a sand
make him the sandest
that i've ever sand
apparently my status is fire🔥 https://computerfairi.es/media/merbu_U-UH7LChWdhHU
squaloid monoid
squaloid means shark-like and I use it a lot
