Suricrasia Online (Inactive) @blackle@computerfairi.es
Moved to -> @SuricrasiaOnline
Joined Apr 2017
Suricrasia online is a firm believer in 256-byte computing
welcome to suricrasia online! https://computerfairi.es/media/itg0AqwE4IihCrfwlkM
welcome to suricrasia online! we're throbbing 24/7!!!
the answer is yes, squishiness too
suricrasia online is a complicated project to answer the question: can we transmit pure cuteness through bare ethernet packets?
Suricrasia Online is proud to be 100% gay
suricrasia online is comprised of 100% furries
bask in computationally expensive luxury
@pan goodness! you're a pro at dating goo girls!
reply to this thread with your high scores in the beloved game "goo girl university - tactical dating action"
possible slogans for Suricrasia Online:
> "connecting your world, whenever!"
> "it's electricity!(?)"
> "do you think you have what it takes to ball with the best?"
> "we'll only throttle if you beg!"
suricrasia online supports a nautical fuckload of #features, goddamit
suricrasia online maintains 500 nautical miles of dark fibre connections, and 1000 nautical terabytes of cloud storage capacity
here at suricrasia online we measure connection speeds in micro-nybbles per jiffy
the world of made-to-order custom goods is amazing
ohhhh my god, I kinda wanna get a suricrasia online mousepad even though my mug hasn't even come in the mail yet
suricrasia: a planet teeming with gay sharks
