Suricrasia Online (Inactive) @blackle@computerfairi.es
Moved to -> @SuricrasiaOnline
Joined Apr 2017
how do I get the trendy phrase guy to say "suricrasia online"...
this ISP kills fascists
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I needed to store some data, luckily Suricrasia Online was kind enough to give all their customers 100 nautical gigabytes of cloud storage!
The data comes back a bit soggy but after 5 minutes with a hair drier it's as good as when I chucked in there!
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Ever wonder where Suricrasia Online gets all their eBooks? Look no further! We're publicizing our in-house content retrieval method so you can try it at home!
https://suricrasia.online/portal/
"Some people play Fantasy Football. We play Fantasy Phone Company." god this is some relatable content
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Say hello to Blackle Mori: our only employee!!! https://computerfairi.es/media/5pNUWaqJg1hLXw1FbfU
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@blackle i never got instructions, only this mysterious orb https://awoo.space/media/UgTS4HdkqAZwtEbPZuY
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i signed up with @blackle and, i didn't get internet service but i did start transforming into a mass of writhing tentacles.
A+ would let provide internet service again
you can hear the ring on my collar jingling around lmaooo
GEOLOCATED TO SURICRASIA ONLINE HEADQUARTERS
LAST MOMENTS OF RECOVERABLE FOOTAGE
https://computerfairi.es/media/MuGArnMmdPoFS4EfkL0
THESE ARE SOME GREAT TESTIMONIALS FOLKS
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now ive got suricrasia online . i can go onto the inter net
No seriously visit our website >;3c
https://suricrasia.online/
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Before Suricrasia Online I was limited by my ISP's restrictive data limits. But now, with a whole TWO HUNDRED and FIFTY SIX bytes per month I'm always set!
*leans into mic*
two hundred... and fifty six... bytes
.......
per MONTH
*holding collars in one hand, maid outfits in another*
hmm
how can we combine these... in an IoT way...
The only Internet ISP Provider that follows back!
