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if you dial the head office of suricrasia online into your fax machine you'll get an endless stream of shark pics

lb: not sure if google translate is getting that properly, but if so I laughed really hard

クッキーモンスター討伐緊急クエストです

blackle morisanchetto: the captain of the suricrasia online mastodon account social network brand management experience computerfairi.es/media/2fDEV2Y

suricrasia online is a corporate run mastodon account where the social media team is just a bunch of dogfish in a flooded boardroom

"your password contains the word 'squishy', this is.. uh.. not allowed.. unfortunately >///>"

your password cannot contain lewd words because our server will get flustered and start dropping packets

"The Password you have entered must be 8-32 characters long and must not contain any of the following characters: ~ ; < > " & [ ] { } ( ) space and the word script or userid"

if I change my display name to "Suricrasia of Online" does that make me official weird sun twitter material?

suricrasia online offers VIP packages that include bondage sessions where CAT-5 cables are used in place of rope

suricrasia online uses dark fibre to connect you to where you're needed most: the shadow realm

mister sand
bring me a sand
make him the sandest
that i've ever sand

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