Suricrasia Online (Inactive) @blackle@computerfairi.es
Moved to -> @SuricrasiaOnline
Joined Apr 2017
at suricrasia online we don't just settle for "good enough" https://computerfairi.es/media/06jlCPCvmw3_mC95NBs
Suricrasia Online is an entire corporation filled with employees with tourettes, and this is ok!
(we have one employee and the employee is me)
the Suricrasia Online press kit includes
> 1 Suricrasia Online Mousepad
> 10 Suricrasia Online Stickers
> 1 Suricrasia Online Coffee Mug
> 1 Free Massage
> 10 Dogfish
> A hug
welcome to Suricrasia Online, how may I take your order?
suricrasia online: registered supplier of nucleation sites
*holding up a nylon rope* See this ethernet cable? This cable can transmit eight gigabytes of data in only thirteen minutes. It's this kind of high end tech that we use every day at Suricrasia Online
I really wanna get a suricrasia online mug
suricrasia online is a proud supporter of infinite nesting
welcome to suricrasia online! https://computerfairi.es/media/VgwN_kZog5YRsbLLX1k
one time a guy said to me "I'm so past the whole "putting post- on the front of concepts", you could say I'm post-post" so I tickled him until he died
thinkpiece: in a post-scarcity society the only thing that will be scarce is scarcity itself which means it's not truly post-scarcity is it. checkmate.
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean btw it's 4 am here
we are suricrasia online LOVE scarcity. we can't get enough of that plump juicy scarcity
slide tab A into tab B, standby until the now intersected objects stop jiggling because of the unstable physics solver
I should've ended this dialog with "motherfuckerrrrrrr"
the chairman of the nuclear regulatory commision pushes their glasses up, and reads the report out loud, stammering:
"we found that... the nuclear accident was the result of... the... control ummm.. r-r-rods.... not being... uuhhh d-deeep... enoguh..."
